Phat Mans Review

Quote of the show: " Once you go black you don't come back" Nick

What a show!! All I have to say is some times best laid plans mean nothing, because your world is turned upside down. Jerri is in shell shock, and amber right now are like an Ostrich with her head buried in the Sand. Amber please wake up and smell the burning WOOD! Amber was so happy a week ago when she bought her ticket on the Titanic (Jerri) the can't miss ship. But now after the ship struck the iceberg in the middle of the sea (Tina/Keith), she is running around the deck looking for a lifeboat to jump in. Everyday we all make decisions in life, what should we do, these decision effect the rest of our lives. While guess what Amber, you are now faced with on of the most important decisions of your life. I say that because if she goes down, any future career she may have gotten out of this probably goes down with Ship Jerri. So what do you do? Do you continue to play sweet innocent Amber and just remain good friend to all, stick with Jerri in hopes that a partnership of Colby, Amber and her will survive, or turn your back on Queen bitch and join the new Alliance. This Amber, will define the rest of your life, whether you like it or not!!!!!

I have to say that this show was by far the best one yet. I really set myself up to fail again this week, from day one I thought that the Ogakor tribe was the strongest (by far) of these two tribes, and all of my reviews and predictions have been based on that. Guess what I was wrong. It is amazing what one bad apple can do to the best tribe. Jerri is ripping, and I mean RIPPIING THIS TRIBE APART! By trying to join together and being such an outspoken bitch she has caused the strongest team to lose 3 straight challenges just because she has some precconceived pecking order. I have news for you Jerri the only thing that you will be pecking is will be your jell-o while you are in the hospital because Tina is going to pop you in your mouth. Bitch

So what did we learn from the show, the Kucha tribe is now the odds on favorite have the winner on it. (no kidding) It is amazing how well that tribe has come together after the 1st episode. I do think that Mike has a serious screw loose, he has flipped out and now believes if he does not kill something he will be voted off. That is a very dangerous belief, wake up Mike, and realize that you strength is your physical strength not just in killing but in general. You are in not way a weakness. I do think that Mike may end up ripping Kimmi's head off, you have a savage Vs. Vegetarian. Kimmi my vote for the most annoying survivor is between you and Jerri. (more about kimmi below)

On Amber: (The Little 3)
Now onto our Amber, I will admit I am very worried. In fact I am almost ready to abandon ship, does anybody know if www.oocities.org/elizabeth is taken? Amber you have let us all down, you failed to use your brain and knowledge that Westminster claims they taught you so well. Let me run through it, 1st you partner with Jerri and friends, seems like a great idea. 2nd things start to fall apart this week, 3rd go into tribal council and keep your pack ( I have not problem with that), but then after the 1st tie you continue to stick with Jerri. Let me tell you why that is wrong, you should have seen the change in momentum at that point, and figured out what did I have to gain by sticking with Jerri. Nothing, if you would have played the game (know the rules) you would have known that a second tie means that the one with the highest votes gets kicked. And just 3 days ago Mitch had a vote cast against him. So what should of your WC education taught, go with the safest bet and that would have been to vote for Mitch and save face with the new powers that be. And if someone would have voted for Mitch you could have said it was you, and no one would have known who switched, and Mitch still would have been off.

Amber Quotes:
" Oh my head is stuck so far up Jerri's ass that I could not make the smart decision on my own"
Ok Amber did not say that , but she should have been thinking it. I did like how she commented on the forest fires. Let me see grow up in Pittsburgh, go to a small liberal Arts college, become a Administrative assistant = Smokey the Bear, thus learning how to fight fired... You know nothing about forest fires, or did I miss the last blaze that tore threw the burgh.

Amber also made some significant/mistakes moves in the show:
1. Did not get involved in any of the bickering
2. Answered her questions right on the challenge
3. Stuck with Jerri, voted twice for Keith and made some enemies

Positive Amber news: Ok I will not jump off the Amber ship, unlike my counter part THE JERK who has bailed and bailed hard. Here are my reasons for sticking with our Westminster Hotty. 1st off this site would be dead if she gets the boot. (ha, ha,) 2. If you remember back to the start of the show (Ogakor fishing conflict), Amber was with MItch and Jerri however was not shown or involved in the conversation at all. That is good even thought she stuck with Jerri, she is still mildly low on the radar screen. She is no threat, and I believe will switch alliance and play the good worker/friend of the new powers that be. I still think she will make it to the merger, but not sure how much farther.

On Mitch
I have very little to add about Mitch, other then the fact that I did not like him. He was a freeloader, whinny, little twerp. He talked about wanting to win, and he had the cute throat attitude to do it. Bullshit, he was a coward who gave up after the 2nd show. I think he thought he was going to club Med or something. " I am hungry, tired, emotional drained... blah, blah, blah.." You are in a fight for 1 million bucks, do you know how many people would fight to the end for a 1-16 chance at a million bucks. And he gives up. I myself am glad to see him go. Any person that gives up, deserves to be booted.
Click here to read Mitch's Final Word, and the others who have been booted.

On Kimmi: (Spice TV)
The Kimmi update: She is starting to annoy me. Ok, you go to the Outback for a survivor show. If you have ever heard, read real survivor stories you learn about how people had to eat their dead friends, drink their own bodily fluids and worse to SURVIVOR. I am not saying that this is REAL, but you have to expect the killing of animals to Survivor.. Grow up, what do you want them to give you veggie burgers for your reward challenge. I now how many times I am out in the woods hunting for veggie burgers.

Top 4 Survivor
Here are my top 4 favorites after the
1st show: were Keith , Amber , Colby and Alicia.
2nd show: Nick, Amber , Alicia, and Jerri
3rd show: Amber, Alicia, Colby, Jerri

Here is what they are after the 4th show: Alicia, Mike, Jeff, and Colby. A real big shake up in my top 4, 1st off amber is off until I see proof that she aligns with the new powers and is not seen as a threat to any. Plus the fact that her tribe MUST WIN THE NEXT 2 IMMUNIES. You now see a big inflow of Kucha tribe members, and deservingly so. Jeff (I hate to saw it) has started to make friends and stay out of the limelight. Mike is a true survivor, and I think if any one is strong enough to survivor the Ogakor's collapse. But if Ogakor limps into the merger all bets are off.

So that is my take on week 4, look forward to upcoming releases. This week we will have pictures from the show tomorrow, an Amber story by Jeff, Jerky's review, and some more exclusive pictures.
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