THE PHAT MANS REVIEW |
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WC's Amber Fan Club |
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Let me just tell you I was all set to throw in the book after they lost the reward challenge. I said not way can they over come another lose, but with Amber leading the charge (peep talk) Ogakor finally worked together and did what we all thought they would be doing a lot. THEY WON! In a win that rivals the Miracle in Ice (USA Hockey beating Russia , 1980 Olympics), Ogakor beat the stronger, larger, and better feed Kucha Tribe. All I have to say is all bets are off now, we have ourselves a new game. I am kind of in shock how our regular orgy member (Kimmi) got footed off so easily. Going into tribal council I was thinking my pick was right on the money. FINALLY I thought. But then (like always) CBS pulls the about face, everybody votes for Kimmi. Just because she was friend to all chickens and stunk like yesterdays garbage, should she have been voted off? I think not, remember the girl still puts out. But to be honest with you, her only attraction is the fact that she is a sex freak. She is not that pretty, lacks a good body or personality and is an annoying vegetarian. So Kimmi in the words of a good song, "Hit the road Jack, and don't come back" Now to the Big News of the whole show: THE HELICOPER Ok, what the hell does this mean.. I am shocked that CBS showed this preview, I guess they sat in a boardroom for hours trying to figure whether or not to show it in the preview. Maybe they need the ratings, who knows. But I think they just gave away next weeks show. Take this to the bank, the tribes will merge 5-5! Why do I say that, if my rational is right then that is true. Here is how my story falls together. 1st off I reported 2 weeks ago that Mike returned home with his hands bandaged. We had 1st thought that this may have been from the fire, but now we have another idea. 2nd Off: Preview from tonight episode, shows someone getting hurt, and airlifted off the set 3rd: They show Jeff, Rodger, and Elisabeth after the accident, that leaves Nick, Alicia, and MIKE 4TH: Mike is on crazy f#cker, my guess is her flips out and think he is crocodile Dundee, and heads into the water with his knife and one dumb idea. Pisses off the wrong crocodile, and gets his ass in a chomped in too. FINAL PART: Preview shows Ogakor receiving a letter regarding a Kucha member getting hurt, why would the get this? I figure that the rules state if you lose a player due to injury or sickness then that person is your vote off for the week. That means that Mike is the vote off, and there will be no vote next week. TRIBES MERGE 5-5, and everything chances to Ogakor's favor. Why does Ogakor have the advantage after the merger. One I will take Keith, Colby, Amber, Jerri, and Tina over Kucha 5, but more importantly big Mo. (momentum) They won the last challenge, and Kucha is dealing with the emotional problems of watching Mike get eaten. I figure Elisabeth is done, her emotions will be too much and make her weak. I have a feeling after seeing Mike get his unit chomped off by the Crock, it will take a few days to get their bearings back. On Amber: (New Leader of Tribe) Amber had a great show, she realized in the beginning that last show really hurt their alliance. I think both sides were in shell shock. They never really discussed the division of powers, and went into the reward challenge hoping they would win. They lost, and you say some more emotion fro Amber, "I am so tired of Losing" But don't let anyone hide the fact, Ogakor gave up at the end. All the pressure and conflicting bitch attitudes wore them out. Amber and crew had one leg in the grave, I had written their pathetic asses off. This is when Amber the Leader/Cheerleader took charge. She proved the point that no one hates her and she is friend to all. She decided the team needed a good old fashion Beaver Cheerleader/WC AGD peep talk, rah, rah, rah! " We will win this challenge not with our strength, but with our minds and hearts" The team finally came together, don't know why or how but they forgot the fact that Keith can not stand Jerri and they all jumped in bed together, so to speak. Amber Quotes: " You don't see any tears now, if there was only tears of Joy" Amber after that prick Jeff Probst asked her how she felt after crying before after losing. Good, no shit Jeff , how would you feel after you had your butt rammed over an over only to turn around and finally be the rammer. (Sorry, got carried away). Amber single handily beat Kucha, she picked up the 3rd, 4th and 5th token in the maze game. Amber also made some significant moves in the show: 1. THE PEEP TALK, Ogakor owes one to WC's AGD sister's for being peppy 2. Finally wearing the new bikini (Bandana) it looked great on her (We have the picture too!) 3. Carried the Flag to the challenge, she is the new leader of that tribe. The Fight Now I remember High School, there was nothing that incited a crazy lunchroom then a "Cat Fight". That is what I was hopping we would see tonight. Kimmi Vs. Alicia. Things came to a blow over choking of the chickens. I liked Alicia and her pointing finger, she shook that finger around like she had a gold bugger on it that she wanted the world to see. Did you see the guns on Alicia, Kimmi's only chance would have been to grab one of those chicken heads and stuff it in Alicia's big month. I give that fight (if it would have happened) 1 round K.O. if that. On Kimmi (Porn career comes early) Not much else to say here, we all kind of expected this after last weeks preview. Not to mention the fact that she is not smart, not strong, not much of anything. She was just kind of there. Hell, even her body was not that good. She was all take and no action. It will be good to see her go, but I still wish Jeff would get the boot, nothing worse then a known gay guy talking about going cutting the arms/legs off of Ogakor tribe. Once again, CBS pulls the wool over our eyes and makes us belive Alicia is going. But then the tribe all vote for Kimmi, just like Debbie. They really work together when the vote, which is kind of scary. Click here to read Kimmi's Final Word, and the others who have been booted. Top 4 Survivor Here are my top 4 favorites after the 1st show: were Keith , Amber , Colby and Alicia. 2nd show: Nick, Amber , Alicia, and Jerri 3rd show: Amber, Alicia, Colby, Jerri 4th: Alicia, Mike, Jeff and Colby My world has been rocked, I know think Mike is history and he was just added to my final 4 picks last week. Here are my final 4: Rodger, Keith, Amber, and Nick. I think Rodger is very resourceful and if he makes it to the merger there is no reason to vote him off. Just like Rudy, no one hates him, and no one sees him as a threat. Keith has always been strong, and is smart. I think that he may get to know Amber better and try and partner with her. Then Nick is just Nick, he will not bee seen as a threat, Jeff and Alicia will go early because they are annoying. So that is my take on week 4, look forward to upcoming releases. This week we will have pictures from the show tomorrow, an Amber story by Jeff, Jerky's review, and some more exclusive pictures. Click here if you want to get in touch with me. |
Episode #: 5 |
Survivor of the Show |
Voted Off : |
Winning Tribe - Imm. |
Should have been Voted Off : |
AMBER |
Ogakor TRIBE |
Kimmi (Meat lover) |
Alicia |
Vote to win after this show : |
Keith |
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Finally she wears the Ogakor bandanna as her top.. Looked gereat, plus her peep talk lead the team to a win. |
"All Bets our off, we have a real GAME!" |
Winning Tribe- Reward |
Kucha TRIBE |
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Survivor of the Show |
Top 3 I hate : |
Jeff, Jerri, and Alicia |