Phat Mans Review

You have to feel for Mike, that had to hurt. I have total respect for that guy now, he handled the worst burns that these eyes have ever seen like a true man. He never once complained, whined, or lost control. IF that would have been anybody else on that show they would have been in shock before they hit the water. I have said from day one that this guy is a true survivor, and he was. In my preview I mentioned that the injured member would come back like Jordan and Willis did, that is not going to happen. If either one of those two had been injured like that they would still be in the hospital today. You learn the true measure of a person when they are faced with a true devastation. I have nothing to say but praise for Mike! This show would be much better if they had more "real survivor's" on it.

Other then the accident the show was really boring. I felt like I was just sitting around waiting for someone from Kucha to get hurt. Basically the show was a big let down. I know realize that the last 15 minutes of each show is the show. From the moment that one tribe win's the challenge, and the other as to march to the council, that is when the show is at it's best. Who is going to get booted? This show lacked that, and thus was boring.

ACCIDENT
so we have our answers, Mike the true leader of Kucha is now gone. I have to agree with a comment I read on the rumor mill, I am sorry Mike but you do not have to lean over a fire to blow on it. Bad mistake for such a smart guy. You had admire how he keep his cool while he was in the water, and even when he was being loaded on the helicopter. You had to see it coming when they do an interview with him about wanting to last longer, and how safe everything has been. Mike we wish you the best, and I hope that those burns heal up.

THE MERGER:
So next week we will see one tribe, what does that mean. I think it is going to be a rocky show next week. Kucha hates Ogakor, and will use this Mike thing as a method to rally the troupes and kill ogakor. While Ogkaor is more divided then the former USSR. Keith/Tina, and Jerri/Amber are looking for someone to merge with on Kucha, and Colby just wants to have somebody to talk to other then the Ogakor members. I have a feeling that you will see two distinct tribes still after they merge. The accident will make things worse, because Kucha is going to feel like they should have already won this thing, and Ogakor really is just happy about Mike being injured, not sad!
Let's get ready to rumble.

On Amber: (New Leader of Tribe)

This is not one of Amber's best shows. In fact I found her quite annoying, must be 15 days of only eating rice. She has gone crazy. I was really hoping that Jerri would have gotten the boot, because she is not bringing out the best in Amber. For 5 minutes on this show we got to here them talk about "rubbing chocolate on colby's rod and licking it up." I will admit that would turn you most of the time, however it was just how they were saying it that annoyed me. Please Amber do us all a favor and stop saying "Oh my God".

Between her and Jerri it is becoming hard to tell who has the dromatic license. Both of them are acting like this is Shakespeare's final play. I felt like I could cut threw all that crap with a knife on this show. Her final moment on this show was the "big failure" during the Reward challenge. All she had too do is turn around and put that damn bucket on the table. (More on this below)

Amber Quotes:
" I want to put chocolate all over him and lick it up." " Mmmm M&M's all over his rod" Amber is taken over for the lack of sex talk since Kimmi left. I just found the talk between the two of them very annoying, however somewhat sexy. I am sure a million guys would like to find themselves between those two in a 3 some, with a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup. I wonder what her parents were thinking when they were listing to their daughter talk about licking some guys junk?

Reward Challenge.
More then ever before I wanted to climb into my TV and grab Jerri by her neck during this challenge. Thank goodness that she did not have to lead us into a War or battle, because she would fail miserable. First off why did Ogakor pick her, the host says before they begin you will have to really trust the person that you pick to direct you. No way should Jerri have been up on that wall, "You can't handle the truth, the truth is that Tina should have been up on that wall, they needed her on that wall" (sorry got lost for a minute). She used words like go over there, run up here, go straight, move around, what do those words mean unless you can see. If she would have been more descriptive, such as walk forward and in 20 steps you will hit the water tower. I think it was a combination between Her and Amber that caused them too lose. I watched the tape a second time, and Amber turned the wrong way when she was about 3 feet from the table. Then Jerri Gave up and they lost.

This is how you can measure these two tribes: before this challenge Kucha was practicing walking around blind folded, while Ogakor was talking about Sex, Food, and doing Yoga! Come on people get a life, this is a War so prepare like it!

Click here to read Mike's Final Word, and the others who have been booted.

Odds & Ends:
1) Chicken Feed: This quote sums up that part of the show " We will probaly all be walking around with 8 nipples and laying eggs in a year" Alicia. What was that all about, talk about really rubbing in the food thing. Ogakor is eating green tomatos because they have nothing else. Kucha is eating Chicken feed because they are bored of Soup, pig, chicken, eggs, rice, etc.
2) Colby Vs. Jerri: I think you really saw Colby's true feelings about Jerri. He hates her, and will turn on her in a second. When he tossed that water on the b*tch I was laughing my ass off.
3) Amber talks about College: All we heard was "During my sophomore year" , but CBS sent me some extra footage on email to report, the rest of her sentence went like this " I went to a formal with this Brendan guy (b-money), we had an ok time, just friends, but on the way home he starting reaching up my dress. So I had some of my boys toss his ass out of the bus." Go B-Money
4) Kucha is bracing for war " We are going to kill them, chew them up and spit them out" I think this merger is going to be a blast.

Top 4 Survivor
Here are my top 4 favorites after the
1st show: were Keith , Amber , Colby and Alicia.
2nd show: Nick, Amber , Alicia, and Jerri
3rd show: Amber, Alicia, Colby, Jerri
4th: Alicia, Mike, Jeff and Colby
5th: Rodger, Keith, Amber, and Nick

Mike has been one of my favorites off and on, but he is gone, and the TRIBES WILL MERGE EVENLY!! So who does that favor, I still say Kucha. They are much stronger family then Ogakor, and I see Jeff/Alicia playing Jerri into voting off the rest of her tribe then getting ride of her. So her are my final 4 after the 6th show: Rodger, Elisabeth, Colby, and Amber. I was thinking of picking all kucha members, but that is boring. I see Amber once Jerri is gone partnering up with Elisabeth and Roger, and hopefully Colby. That would be a strong final 4.

So that is my take on week 6, look forward to upcoming releases. This week we will have pictures from the show tomorrow, an Amber story by Jeff, Jerky's review, and some more exclusive pictures.
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