Phat Mans Review

From now on, if any moron out there tells me this is going to happen because of a CBS preview I will tell them where to shove it. I said all week, Jerri will not go because CBS made it seem like she would be gone. Then for 60 minutes they fill your head with propaganda about how everybody hates her. All of America is sitting on their couch drinking a beer going " Gee Wiz everybody will vote against Jerri, except Amber". DON'T BELIVE ANYTHING CBS SHOWS US!

As I told all of you who read my preview, there is no WAY Colby or Keith could allow their tribe to vote off a member. If the numbers went back to 4-4 for the two tribes, the two that would be most vulnerable would be those two. (because of past votes) If you remembered that fact, plus when Colby said that Tina, Keith , and himself have a pack to be the final 3. You should have known that Ogakor would stay together, at least for this week!

Now we have a 5-3 battle, and let me tell you it does not look good for Kucha members or the Jerri/Amber alliance. However, I do not think that Ogakor will pick off Kucha one by one, because I am not sure Keith/Tina will be able to stand Jerri that long. It has to be killing them. However, the last thing you want to do if you are Colby/Keith is to go with the Kucha members next week, and vote off Jerri, only to have a pissed off Amber (like she can be mad) join Kucha and pick off Colby and Keith. I expect that Nick will go next week.

Amber needs to realize that she picked the wrong partner, and she needs to do it soon if she wants a real chance to win it all. I don't think she will break from Jerri, but she is very stupid for not realizing what a jack ass Jerri is. It makes one question Amber's character, if she can be such friends with a bitch, what kind of person is the real Amber?

THE REWARD CHALLENGE:
Jerri continues to amaze me, I did not think a person could be so arrogant and stupid as she is. Then every week she takes it to a new level. SHE IS A PAWN RIGHT NOW, WHO THINKS SHE IS A QUEEN. Keith/Tina/Colby are playing her like an accordion to write their ticket to a 1 in 3 chance at a million dollars, and her dumb ass brain does not realize it. Now to the reward challenge, she wins it, which was nice. Then when she is given the chance to invite one person to dinner with her, she thinks, umm, Amber!. That was the dumbest move she could have made, she left 7 people together who hate her to sit around and eat rice and talk about her. Her best move would have been to have left Amber with the tribe to stop the talk about herself, and invite Colby to the dinner.

As far has the RICE THING! Chill out and let some other people cook, you are not the great master of Rice. I think you should be happy the Kucha members are doing anything since they are already dead as far as the money.

On Amber: (Each episode she gets a little more annoying)

I am sorry, I am a WC grad, and former classmate of Amber's, but each episode she is becoming a little more intolerable and annoying. From what I remember her at college, she was not this way, but she may have change. But my guess is that Jerri is the root cause for bringing out all these bad traits in Amber. How many times can we here Amber have an Organism about food. Before the reward challenge I thought she was having the ride of her life. I wonder if her boyfriend, busey, ever got her to scream like she did for smoked Salmon. Please Amber do us, and in fact yourself a favor and stop acting, you will have a much better chance of getting something after S-II if you are not an annoying little tag along. It is far time that you show some personality.

Amber you remind me of Sancho from that old Spanish book about that Crazy Knight.
(Don Quixote ) You just ride around following this stupid, crazy moron in this imaginary word. You expect to have this grand reward once your hero (Jerri) wins it all, but in the end you will be rudely awaken that you were mislead from the very 1st day, and she was nothing more then a fake and a loser.

Amber Quotes:
"We have them right were we want them" They started the show off with this comment, and then screwed with our mind like Ogakor was going to break up. We should have just listened to Amber, and known, the have them right were they want them. Goodbye Kucha.

Alicia Goes Bye Bye:
This was a no brainier, besides the obvious fact that Colby & Keith could not let the tribes go back even, Alicia was bigger then all the men. That has to be freaky for all the men, let alone the women. She is staked, and I would not want any part of Alicia, she is a Rock. That was her one weakness once the tribes became uneven, the strongest must go 1st. Rodger and Elisabeth pose no challenge what so ever, even if Elisabeth talks the talk. Nick, I don't think they showed him more then 2 minuets the whole show. If the tribe stays together next week, look for Nick to go.
Click here to read Alicia's Final Word, and the others who have been booted.

Where do we Go?
We have that dumb rerun show tomorrow, which pisses me off. If they wanted the show to go into the sweeps weeks, they should have started it later. Oh well. So in Two weeks we will have another real show, with another Booted person.

Different Scenarios that I see happening:
1) Ogakor sticks together through it all, vote off Nick, Liz, and then Roger! Keeping it all in the family they will pick them off one by one.
2) Ogakor sticks together for one week, voting off Nick then Jerri find out that Colby is aligned with Keith and Tina, and joins with Elisabeth/Rodger/Amber to vote the other 3 off..
3) Keith can't take Jerri anymore, and turn on Jerri and she is booted next week.
4) Jerri decides to strike now, moves to get rid of Keith/Tina by joining with the 3 final Kucha members because they have no other choice.

Major problem with Ogakor's Strategy?
One name Jerri. Colby has flat out lied to her face, and my guess is she either figures it out, or someone tells her and she brings hell on Colby. It will not be that hard, considering he has 5 votes against him, and Jerri has only 4, and I know Keith has a ton too. The final 3 Kucha members will be desperate next week, Elisabeth was too damn gullible this week. Next time she will have to be more aggressive to win over someone's vote. Good see sell out and go with Jerri.

Top 4 Survivor
Here are my top 4 favorites after the
1st show: were Keith , Amber , Colby and Alicia.
2nd show: Nick, Amber , Alicia, and Jerri
3rd show: Amber, Alicia, Colby, Jerri
4th: Alicia, Mike, Jeff and Colby
5th: Rodger, Keith, Amber, and Nick
6th: Rodger, Elisabeth, colby , and Amber
7th: Amber, Colby, Keith, Tina

I called it last week with Amber, Colby, Keith, Tina, that WILL BE THE FINAL 4. Colby/Keith/Tina have an alliance that will only be able to be broken in the next few weeks while Jerri can still get enough votes to go against them, if that does not happen this final 4 will be in.

So that is my take on week 8, look forward to upcoming releases. This week we will have pictures from the show tomorrow, an Amber story by Jeff, Jerky's review, and some more exclusive pictures.
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