TOP 10 LEAST KNOWN FERENGI RULES OF ACQUISITION

10. If a sign says 'buy one, get one free' only get the free one

9. Always give the pizza guy bad directions to your house so you 
	can get it for free if he is late

8. Unless something is damaged, its in "mint" condition

7. If it is damaged, then its "near mint"

6. If there is a limit per customer, bring a freind and come back 
	every 10 minutes to buy more

5. Its cheaper to bribe a stock boy than the manager

4. Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich

3. No matter what you steal from the Federation, the Romulans 
	will always pay top dollar for it

2. Only sell to civilizations dumber than you are

1. All those rules apply to other people--not you



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