TOP TEN PRACTICAL JOKE ON THE NEXT GENERATION

10. Riker's commmunicator pin replaced with Klingon 
	agonizer

9. Worf's bed is short sheeted.

8. Captain PicardUs Earl-Grey secertly replaced with 
	Folgers Crystals.

7. DataUs supply of WD-40 replaced with Super Extra 
	Strength Hairspray.

6. Guinan keeps looking at Picard, then at her watch, then 
	at Picard, then at her watch, then...

5. Geordi's visor wired to receive only the SCI-FI channel.

4. Troi locked in turbolift with Andrew Dice Clay.

3. Beverly Crusher tells Picard that Wesley *MIGHT* be his 
	son, but nothing else

2. Worf is mistakenly quoted as "I am *NOT* a homosexual!"

1. Starfleet Academy computer enrolls Wesley in nothing but 
	wood shop classes.



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