THE TOP TEN FAVORITE ACTIVITIES OF CAPT. JEAN-LUC PICARD

 10. Ordering Earl Grey tea from the computer, then smacking 
	himself on the forehead and saying "I could have had a V-8!"

  9. Yelling "Punchbuggy!" and hitting Riker's arm whenever he 
	sees a shuttle craft

  8. Screwing around in the holodeck when he ought to be on the bridge

  7. Spotlighting unsuspecting crew members with the glare from 
	his forehead

  6. Lecturing everybody on why it's rude to fire the phasers at 
	other life-forms

  5. Sending crank subspace messages to Starfleet Command 
	asking if Dick Hertz is there

  4. Asking Beverly Crusher to come to his quarters so he can show 
	her "a REAL Picard Maneuver"

  3. Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense confrontations 
	in the Neutral Zone by asking "Are those Bugle Boy jeans 
	you're wearing?"

  2. Telling crew members in menacing, Dirty Harry voice, "Go 
	ahead, Make it so"

  1. Putting banana peels on the transporter pads just before 
	an away team beams back up



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