SURE FIRE SIGNS THAT STAR TREK IS TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE:

      1.  Saying "make it so" in casual conversation

      2.  Bewildered because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium
                 and tritanium.

      3.  Able to use the phrase "variable phase inverter" in a sentence

      4.  More than one pair of Spock ears in junk drawer

      5.  Have figured out the stardate system 

      6.  Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra and/or Spandex

      7.  Shopping at local liquor store for synthehol 

      8.  The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams

      9.  Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and
                 "The Omega Glory"

      10. Memorization of the crew's authorization codes

      11. Forgetting that present-day elevators don't have voice 
		interface

      12. Attending a convention wearing non-Terran attire

      13.  Using the word "Terran" at all

      14. Actually considering buying that $300 model of the
                Enterprise from the Franklin Mint

      15. Understanding Klingon

      16. Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work

      17. Playing fizzbin and understanding it

      18. "The Outrageous Okona" seems like a fine piece of 
		writing and dramatic stylistics

      19. Inexplicable rock-climbing urges

      20. More than three original episode outlines buried in your 
		drawers



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