TOP TWENTY THINGS WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO ON TREK NOW THAT IT'S A BOYS' CLUB

20.  Instead of angstful yearning, Chak's trysts with all alien babes 
	now end with him telling her "I'll call you when I'm next in your 
	star system."

19.  All heroic males suddenly develop an intense liking for role-playing
	games.

18.  All heroic females suddenly develop an intense urge to take off 
	their bras from underneath their shirts at the slightest provocation.

17.  Someone resurrects Gene's old notion of Ferengi being incredibly
	well-hung.

16.  Three words:  Welcome back, miniskirts.

15.  Sisko tells Kasidy that if she can't stick around the station to be
	there for him whenever he wants her she can just sod off.

14.  Janeway gets a new holoprogram:  French Maid Academy.

13.  Seven's costume reduced to a fig leaf, two silver dollars and a 
	piece of string.

12.  Harry Kim starts taking Weight Gain 4000 and becomes a 
	professional bodybuilder.  Beefcake...beefcake!!!!

11.  The Promenade finally gets that sports bar that's been sadly 
	lacking.

10.  Odo's Bajoran deputies replaced by whip-wielding Amazons.

9.  All female characters ordered to wear heels and poof up 
	their...oh, wait...

8.  Overheard outside Kira's quarters:  "You want the Dirk Diggler 
	AGAIN, Nerys?"

7.  A new feature of pon farr:  inability to consume anything but 
	beer and Cheetos.

6.  Jake discoveres cybersex.

5.  The Holodoc spends an entire episode tending to a male 
	crewmember's groin pull while a female crewmember 
	waits for her triple bypass.

4.  Alien Sex Virus episodes at least once a month.

3.  Nog scores with an underwear model.

2.  Crew quarters now equipped with fooz-ball tables.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO ON TREK NOW THAT IT'S A
BOYS' CLUB:

1.  Janeway and Seven.  Catfight.  Pay-per-view.



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