TOP 20 USES FOR DATA'S DETACHED HEAD

 20.  Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's 
	desk

 19.  The ball in Parisse's Squares 

 18.  Hood ornament for shuttlecraft

 17.  Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet

 16.  Scare blind students in Braille class 

 15.  Prop open doors for maintenance crews

 14.  Lawn decoration in Arboreteum

 13.  Footstool for Captain's chair

 12.  Entertaining kids in day care puppet show

 11.  Scare Alexander into doing chores

 10.  Send to Dr. Kyla Marr (killed Crystalline entity) 
	as gag gift

  9.  Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank

  8.  Send to Starfleet Android research center so they
	 can get "ahead" in research 

  7.  Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards

  6.  Two words:  tether ball

  5.  Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking

  4.  Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet

  3.  Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the 
	class 

  2.  Use as nutcracker at Christmas time

  1.  Prove to insurance company he died so crew can 
	collect on his life insurance policy



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