TOP TEN BUMPER STICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE

 10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"

  9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...
	think about it"

  8. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"

  7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"

  6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"

  5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at 
	tactical."

  4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee 
	bit too close?"

  3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"

  2. "We brake for cubes!"

  1. "Wesley On Board!"



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