THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'VE WATCHED TOO MUCH STAR TREK:

  10) You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green
         Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7.

   9) You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble.

   8) You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the
         Enterprise.

    7) Your wife left you because you wanted her to dress like a Klingon
        and torture you for information.

   6) You went to San Francisco to see if you might bump into Kirk and
         crew while they were in the 20th century looking for a whale.

   5) Your college thesis was a Comparison of the Illustrious Careers
         of T.J. Hooker and Capt. Kirk. 

   4) You fly into a homicidal rage anytime people say "Star Trek? Isn't
         that the one with Luke Skywalker?"

   3) You have no life.

   2) You recognize more than 4 references on this list.

   1) You join NASA, hijack a shuttle, and head for the coordinates you
         calculated for the planet Vulcan.



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