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From Star Wars itself.


Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Beats Star Trek rotten.

10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp - the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable - after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
6) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
5) One word: lightsabers.
4) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
3) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
2) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

Of course, these are all true, but in no way mean I enjoy Star Trek less. Cptn Janeway is probably just as strong a leader as Princess Leia, though she doesn't wear the funkie bikini or fall in love with rebel scum! Try my Star Trek pages to see how cool it is!

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