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In late 1995, a batch of more than 200,000 Wonka Bars and Wonka Scrumdiddliumptious bars made their way to the candy-eating public. Luckily it turned out to be a rather benign strain of bocculism that caused little more than a few fevers and several stomach-aches. According to sources close to the factory, this was not the first time that Wonka has nearly poisoned the world's population. The anonymous Oompa that escaped the vile Wonka's cluctches warned of the deplorable food storage conditions within the factory. "A veritable bacteria breeding plant," he warned us. We were able to sneak a camera into the factory. You be the judge. |