The Beast Unmasked!

Willy Wonka: Statesman, confectioner,bringer of joy to millions of children.  But there is more to this enigmatic figure than meets the eye.  His factory, long regarded as a marvel of technology and organization, has been the subject of much scrutiny in the recent past for various human rights violations and the tainted batch of Scrumdiddliumptious bars that were responsible for at least 100 deaths from bocculism.

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The glint of Evil in his eyes.... There is also the small matter of his barbaric treatment of the Oompas, those poor unfortunate slaves forced by this dark man to do his montrous bidding.  A singular Oompa escaped several years ago, but died under mysterious circumstances before he could testify in court.

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