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8/26 - Gx Peon fun

8/2 - B.net lameness

8/26 - Trying to connect to b.net at anytime from 8pm to 4am is near impossible. And when you do get on, the servers are split and the 10 minute lag between messages begins. Lucky for us, there's a server that we can get on 99% of the time. Gx. Most of the time, gx is normally filled will only l33t players. Playing against them usually results in my ass getting owned. Quite to my surprise, wack players have been showing up. Wack player # 1 : Communist.

For the first time ever, someone spammed for a 4 on 4 game. this is gx. nobody plays those games. except for me. and vfatdanny (one of many aliases. mwahahah).

The game was on Plains of Snow 98 (3 on 3 because people left), using "Use Map Settings." plains of Snow 98 has no special triggers, so i figure he just doesn't want a loss. That means we wouldn't get a loss. Especially if we try something retarded.

Communist was a cool guy. The screenshots we took sucked though. We were too busy micromanaging our peons. Just like templars with psi storm, peons need to be handled carefully. Commie spit out cuss words and called us other lame stuff every second. In King-maxi's capslock fashion of course. In the shots you also see Yellow SCVs. These were of somebody named "image" who was "watching." right. "watching"

Go here for the rest of the commie pics. He only delayed the inevitable anyway, as you can see in the screenshot that Snake's (white) zerglings are coming.

Victim list : Communist. Rocket_Jump. Spokker_Jones. Image. Snake.

We also played a 2 on 2 that went well. I have the pics of the aftermath, but i'm too lazy and tired to post them or write some crap about them. Screw you all


8/2 - Even though this html is only 1/2 finished and the graphics need work, I'd rather not disapoint everyone who wanted l33t screenshots of today's masacre. I think the whole thing lasted over 2 hours. At least it felt like it. It all started here...


Just another day speaking my native language.

We were trying to ruffle up some racist bastards into trying to kill us, well thats what I was doing at least. And then we met king-maxi. Pictures speak louder than words, so here is all that crap that I don't want to write about. Essentially, we tried to get a 2on2 going between king-maxi & somebody, vs. me (logged in as dan), and Darth_portion_of_leg. The game never went down though because king-maxi insisted we not play as protoss, and only play terran or zerg. Before that even, he wouldn't want to play against us on any regular map, not even BLizzard's BGH. He wanted to play his $$ ICe Hunters $$. On use map settings. ga3y. er...

HEY (capslock) $!#@$ (sometimes he doesn't cuss; he'll use symbols) CHINK, MY NAME IS KING-MAXI. I MOVED TO AMERICA FROM EUROPE AND NOW I SELL AUDI (wtf is an audi) CARS FOR MY DAD IN WASHINGTON. I AM 17 AND A HAPPY GAY ( he admitted it). DURING MY FREE TIME I PARTICIPATE IN THE KKK. I ALSO THINK ALL PROTOSS ARE ASIAN (correct spelling of course), THAT IS WHY NOBODY CAN PLAY THEM. I WANT TO NUKE KOREA AGAIN LIKE WE DID IN WORLD WAR 2 ( he is going to be a histroy major ). ALL YOU GOOKS (one of his favorite words) SPEAK AMERICAN BECAUSE WE ARE YOUR MASTER AND YOU HAVE TO SPEAK YOUR MASTERS LANGUAGE. HAHAHA. YOU MAKE OUR NIKES FOR 1 PENNY A DAY, SO THAT WE CAN BUY IT FOR $140.

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8/2 - Me + Quake 3 test + 28.8 modem = 400 -> 700 ping and no aim at all.

Quake 3 is faster than quake 2, but the guns all suck. None of them do enough damage. it's just not as fun as I remembered when I used to play quake 2. I'd post a screenshot of me playing, but I think I can summarize it easily. Somebody : 30 frags. (lots of people in between) Me : 1.

If you are reading this part, you need something better to do. Like play Starcraft


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