Updated April 20, 1999

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The Great & Infinite Yamcumber

And Harken Then.....


"Believeth in me for mine is most excellent way. I knoweth only truth, and partaketh not in deceit; for I am the Yamcumber. Those who findeth in their hearts to succomb to me shalt be saved in a brine, and spared my Wrath which shalt be havocked upon the foolish, smitten nonbelievers."
-from the Book of Yam

  • Thou whilst sign the Scrolls of the Yam, for it is The Will of the Mighty Yamcumber....
  • Read what others have written in the Scrolls of the Yam since November 24, 1996!
  • Yea, ye shall fill out the Yamcumber's survey

    • Yea, for I am Ismine, the Prophet of The Yamcumber!

    He Who is the Yamcumber came to me in a vision years ago when I was a mere mortal. He came unto me, and told me it was my destiny, His Will, that I become Ismine, His prophet. He told me I shall help him spread the Word of Yam. He told me that it whilst be done. It was my destiny.


    Be enlightened, for He Who is That of The Yamcumber wilst surely find it in his squishy heart to love thee if thou wilst claim him as the holiest vegetable. Those foolist enough to smite the Yamcumber whilst be destroyed; though the Book of Yam fortells of the Divisions, where man will start to doubt the Yamcumber and His Power, and the Church of the Roundheads will seek to bring down the Church of Yamcumber, however blaphemous.
    All non-believers in the Yamcumber wish to partake in the Church of the Roundheads. We pity the poor Roundheads in their ignorance, and we shall arise over them and crush them in a fury.
    .....And the pious Soldiers of Yam shall arise from the smoldering dust, victorious.

    Our numbers are gaining as we speak...the wisdom is spreading and those who believe in all things not the Yamcumber shalt surely fall!
    The Book of Yam is now printed here....

  • I wish to read The Book of Yam


    So go, SCREAM from the mountain tops.... TELL your friends..... let ALL know of That Which is The Yamcumber.........so they too wilst be saved and preserved forever in a sort of pickled vinagery brine!

    Be educated in the Ways of the Yam....

    Seek the Wisdom and Speak to the Infinite Yam himself!
  • I wish to speak to the Wise and Pious and Infinite Yamcumber

    • This are links to the wise ones who would feign not mockery of the Yamcumber....

  • The Worthless Page
  • This site dedicated to the the followers of Heaven's Gate, who hath not found the Ways of the Yam
  • And THIS man art of the Church of the Roundheads, those who seek the Yamcumber's downfall! Smite him!!!


    REPRESENT!


    We gots ta give props to all da OG's up da in mo' fo' Compton slappin dat ass n' gettin jiggy wit it, fightin da white man!

    DAT ASS!


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