The Bad Poetry Index
Categories of Poetry
The New section dedicated to Death and Evilness
The Wonderful World of Teen Angst
Pretentious or e.e. cummings phase… (also known as "Grammar? I don't need no stinkin' grammar!")
I got rhythm… I got meter… I got my form… who could ask for anything more!
our personal theory of the world… (yes we realize it's not poetry)
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NEW Poetry by Title
Metaphorically Speaking by Kelly
Love Gone Bad by Kelly Sabat
Wunnerful, Wunnerful Wombat Stew by Jake
A Lover's Lament/Corpses by Candi![]()
Our personal theory of the world…
The entire world in 200 words or less: basically, it's all the Vikings fault. If that doesn't cover your little problems, remember that life is either like Jeopardy or a Harrison Ford movie. On the latter, I can't decide which. But never tell me the odds! (See, I told you.) More to come as our little theories (maniacal laughter) develop!
Here is an expanded theory about the Vikings and Harrison Ford...
Liarbyrd's Incredibly True Opinions![]()
Here's a Harrison Ford Trivia Question: (aww come on... how can Omouse make a page without just a little gratuitous Harry?) How old will Harrison Ford be on his next birthday... and when is it? (hint: Omouse, Harry, and Patrick Stewart all share the same b-day!)
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