The first thirty quotes...
"Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance." --William Shakespeare
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." --Unknown
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns
"The best way to become boring is to say everything." --Voltaire
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." --Abraham Lincoln
"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated." --Alec Bourne
"Only the educated are free." --Epictetus
"Whenever books are burned men also in the end are burned." --Heinrich Heine
"All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first." --James Thurber
"If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." --Robert Cringley
"Tears are the rinse water of an unhappy heart." --Raynor Schein
"If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing." --Sir James Barrie
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies." --Adrienne Gusoff
"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." --Thomas Robert Dewar
"Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world." --Peter York
"For in its innermost depths, youth is lonelier than old age." --Unknown
"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand." --Unknown
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." --Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott
"Those who danced where thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music." --Angela Monet
" Books are the blessed chloroform of the mind." --Robert Chambert
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." --Dr. Who
"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt...Idealists regarded everybody equally corrupt, except themselves." --Robert Anton Wilson
"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." --Woody Allen
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have." --Ernest Haskins
"Seeing a murder on television...will help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some." --Alfred Hitchcock
"History doesn't repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other." --Unknown
"Running away to get away...you're wearing out your shoes." --Sly and the Family Stone
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." --Steve Martin
"Do something worth remembering." --Elvis Presley
