The next 30 quotes...
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind." --Marston Bates
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper." --Jerry Seinfeld."
"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." --Unknown
"There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." --Oscar Wilde
"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success." --Christopher Lasch
"Everything that is done in the world is done by hope." --Martin Luther
"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it has merely been detected." --Oscar Wilde
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --J. Danforth Quayle
"The strong do what they have to do and the weak accept what they have to accept." --Thucydides
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." --Frank Leahy
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." --Abba Eban
"The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well." --John D. Rockefeller
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring which you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for." --Epicurus
"Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom." --William Pitt
"Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth." --Thich Nhat Hanh
"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence." --Stokowski
"Yesterday is a canceled check. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is cash...Spend it wisely." --Unknown
"What makes life worth living? To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad." --Searamouche
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing." --Albert Einstein
"He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others." --Epicurus
"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found it without it." --G.K. Chesterton
"Should you desire great tranquillity, prepare to sweat white beads." --Hakuin
"The saddest moment in a person's life comes but once." --Unknown
"The most violent element in society is ignorance." --Emma Goldman
"It is not the same to talk of bulls as to be in the Bullring." --Spanish Proverb
"The true Black Belt is the white belt of a beginner, stained by the dried blood of and sweat of the owner." --Unknown
"The willingness to sacrifice is the prelude to freedom." --Pesach Seder
"There is no such thing as happiness, only lesser shades of melancholy." --Unknown
"Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of void, but out of chaos." --Frankenstein
