"If you brought a present, come in!"

"Take your hands off me and slap yourselves!"

"You dare to cross Karnage? You naughty, naughty boy!
You will regret this... As soon as I can find you."

"I like it! I like it so much, I must've thought of it myself!"

"It is me and my glorious self, Don Karnage!"

"This is getting nowhere too fast! I see I must resort to even higher heights of lowness!"

"Read my lips. I am a pirate. I do not need credentials!"

"Not only am I a genius, but I am very, very smart, too!"

"You have made Don Karnage--which is me--Very unhappy!"

"It is I, the plundering wonder, Don Karnage!"

"You know, worth is in the eye of me, who is doing the beholding."

"I am a pirate. I don't do decency."

"Excellomundo!"

"The feared pirate Don Karnage knows all
that a feared pirate needs to know, you know?
Besides... I stole his little heart-shaped diary."

"You cannot escape Don Karnage! The Prince of Pirates!"

"What a lousy place for a wall!"

"Something is casting a shadow on the splendor of my radiant tan..."

"Did you call me... Crazy? Never call me that word!"

"I have you now! ...Maybe not."

"Now, where could that idol be? Idol... Idol.
You know, I really like that word."

"My beautiful bod! I am my own wonderful self again! I'm so... Me!"

"Yes, yes! Tell her so I can eavesdrop!"

"So sorry to fracture the festivities..."

"Ah, so nice of me to drop in!"

"Well, victim-persons, I must be off. So little time, so little crime, hee hee!"

"Speak up! My door is always open... Sometimes."

"So, my lethagic looters. You want to engage in some piratical proceedings!"

"I'm with you all the way... Unfortunately."

And here's Karnage conversing with the not-so-talkative Gibber:

Karnage: What do you mean you found nothing?
(Gibber mutters in his ear. Karnage grabs him.)
Karnage: I know what the word "nothing" means!
(Tosses Gibber aside.)

Karnage: Why would anyone want a hundred tonnes of ice?!
(Gibber mumbles lengthly in his ear.)
Karnage: Perhaps... But where would they get a straw big enough?

Karnage: Now if I, the fabulous Don Karnage, were to
acquire such a fantastic engine... Do you know what I could do?
(Gibber mumbles in his ear.)
Karnage: No, I would not have a garage sale!


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