"These friends of Baloo are useless. They have no money,
bad breath and their mother dresses them in these silly clothes."

"You have a quick tongue. Keep it somewhere quiet, like in your closed up mouth!"

(To Cape Susette gunners:)
"You missed me, you sisters of a warthog!
(to his pilot:) Just make sure we stay out of range, yes-no?"

"This plan is foolproof... Which is the reason
I am allowing you fools to to handle it!"

"Yes, yes, yes. What is your pathetic, insignificant little point?"

"Aw... Did I hurt your feelings? Good!"

"Do not be the clever guy with me! You are not qualified."

(Maddog is being used as a battering ram.)
Karnage: Stop that! What are you thinking?
Maddog: Thanks, cap'n.
Karnage: His head is way too soft! (Kicks him aside.)
We need something harder.

"Tell me foolish flyer, what is your name?
So I can carve it on your tombstone!"

Baloo: Do you want to tip off Rebecca?
Karnage: No. I want to bump off Rebecca.

"When I get back, I will hang them by their pinkies!"

"Take them to the brig! Not gently!"

"Very well! You force me to do terrible things... I enjoy doing, anyways."

"Ooo... I am so horrible, am I not?"

"I will ask the prisoners. No... I will boil them in vinegar first!
Vinegar, and maybe some salt. Ah, then I will ask them, ha ha!"

"...I will use your worthless hides for seat covers!"

"Dumptruck! Get me the turnips and the sandpaper."

"Shoot them! A LOT! Perferate them, you pinheads!"

"I will do the smacking around here!"

"When I catch that bothersome Baloo, I tear him into itsy-bitsy pieces
of ugly bear! Then I will sew him back together with dull needles!"


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