"Attention, attention. Hello, wonderful people of Cape Susette!
Allow me to introduce myself; a man who needs no introduction: I am Don Karnage!
For years, I have tried to visit your fair city... But you have always
shooted at me! Ahem. However, now that I am here, you will hand over
all your valuable knickity-knacks to me. Okey-dokey? I didn't hear a yes..."

"To your posts, men! We will fight to the last man!
(Gunfire)
Then again... Retreat! Retreat! Full speed behind!"
--Plunder & Lighning, pt. 4

"It is I, the spectaculous Don Karnage! My bloodthirsty horde
is on an intercept course with you. We will be shooting you
and looting you in precisely... Ten minutes. Felicitations!
(Aside) Boy, I am one scary guy!"

Karnage: My brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.
Maddog: A what?
Karnage: RUN AWAY!
--From Here to Machinery

Baloo & Kit: Don Karnage!
Karnage: No, no, no, my friends. It is the feared pirate, Don Karnage.
And... How are you?

"Well... He who steals and runs away, lives to steal another day!"
--A Bad Reflection on You, pt. 2


Karnage: Surrender up, Baloo! It is I, the incredibly, amazing pirate---
Baloo: Don Garbage!
Karnage: It is Karnage! Don Karnage! Roll the "r"!

"I think I need a vacation..."
--Mach One for the Gipper

"I, Don Karnage, the scurvy of the skies, have returned!"

"Don Karnage is a pirate of mercy... He will let them go this time, with a warning. Now RETREAT!"
--Bygones

And as a bonus, a few seasonal quotes...

"Shut up with the jingle jammin'! Visions of plunder were dancing through my head...
And you woke me up!"

"I'm usually not so generous, but Christmas comes only once a year!"

"Yes, Don Karnage! There is a Santa Claus! Did you hear that, my merry mauraders?"

"Merry Christmas, Baloo-type of person! It is I, Santa Karnage! You will
fill our stockings with our biggest and bestest present of all... Or we
will blast you to tinsel."


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