Kaji: Breasts....
Lina: Kaji, they're gone now snap out of it.
Kaji: Oh...sorry.
Lina: Anyway, you know Shinji Ikari better than anyone else in the booth, what do you think his odds are of repeating the victory over Motoko that we witnessed last card.
Kaji: Pretty good actually, since Motoko is still banned from using her sword. Also with that cheering section of hers she could be quite screwed.
Lina: I've just recieved word that Miyuki is backstage with Spike and Kiddy. What's up Miyuki?
*Backstage*
Miyuki: President Spike Spiegel has just announced that there will be some special conditions on this big Motoko versus Shinji rematch, Mr. President what are these conditions?
Spike: Well due to the conditions surrounding Mr. Ikari's last victory we have decided that we it may be necessary to bar the Motoko fan squad from ringside for the length of this match. In addition, Commisioner Kiddy will act as a second official to ensure that they stay a full fifteen feet from the ring.
Miyuki: Shocking. Is there anything else?
Spike: Actually, there's just one more thing. Whoever wins this match will get chance to face Paladin Anderson for a shot at the AWF Mainstream Championship.
Miyuki: Wow.
Spike: Indeed. Back to you Lina.
Miyuki: Uh sir that's my line...
*Back in the Booth*
Lina: Shocking turn of events here as what was a routine Shinji ass beating has become a death toll for the winner and the loser of this match. Anderson is just a psychopath who will stop at nothing to achieve his goal of purifying the world of the undead. But let's get Kaji's keen analysis of the situation.
Kaji: Win or lose you're screwed. A loss by either of these competitors could be a very embarassing situation, but the winner will face a man so deranged that we have to ban him from the building every single card he doesn't appear on.
Lina: This has been a Kaji insight. Let's just go to the ring before we are blessed with another one.
*Cruel Angel's Thesis begins as Shinji walks to the ring*
Tenchi: Introducing first, from Tokyo-3, Shinji Ikari.
*Cheers*
*Sakura Saku begins to play*
Tenchi: His opponent from Japan, Motoko Aoyama.
*Cheers*
*Bell*
Lina: Things starting off much like before with a swift blow to the head of Shinji Ikari, but he seems be unphased by the blow. As he takes the shinai and tosses it into the crowd. Follows it up with a boot to the midsection and a vertical supplex. Trying to cut down on Motoko's leg power he puts one of her legs into a grapevine. Motoko reaching for the ropes and referee Kusanagi breaks up the hold. Shinji back to his feet stomps on the knee trying to slow her down.
Kaji: Shinji seems to have a plan. Not a great plan but a plan none the less.
Lina: Slowing down Motoko is his only hope. As he puts on the single leg crab, but Motoko already has the ropes. Hold is broken. Shinji grabs the legs and is going to try for what looks like the figure four leglock. He's strutting about.
Kaji: Big mistake as Motoko kicks him square in the butt.
Lina: Shinji into the ropes, turns around just in time for a thumb to the eye. Setup and a nice vertical supplex by Motoko, who goes down to the mat and slaps on the sleeper.
Kaji: Good strategy, Shinji has all the stamina of a eighty year old dog, this will slow down his attacks to the legs of Motoko.
Lina: How unusually observant of you Kaji, however Motoko's strategy doesn't seem to be working as Shinji forces his way to his feet. Elbow to the ribs, then another to break the hold. Off the ropes and a double clothesline. They've knocked each other out.
Kaji: Looks like trouble is coming our way.
Lina: Motoko's own personal cheer squad is trying to get to ringside but are finding Kiddy a tough opponent as she tosses one of them clear to the backstage area. And what the hell is this, Misato in the ring with that sledgehammer nails Kusanagi in the back of the head.
Kaji: Eh she's a cyborg she'll live.
Lina: A dirty underhanded double team as Misato whips Motoko into the ropes, back body drop. Shinji with a frog splash. Vicious, but no referee.
Kaji. Kiddy is so distracted by the girls she's missing the real problem in the ring.
*Lights go out*
Lina: Oh for the love of god now, what?
*Lights come on*
Lina: My god it's like a masacre, Kiddy's down, the girls are down, Shinji and Motoko both down along with Misato. Who could have done all this?
Kaji: It's Anderson, and he's taking off through the crowd. But I think we have bigger problems than that as the world champion Gendo Ikari is heading down to ringside.
Lina: What's he want? Shinji and Motoko both sort of stiring as Misato rolls out of the ring. Gendo looking at the two prone combatants. What the hell is he doing? He just rolled Motoko over and put Shinji on top. Waking up referee Kusanagi.
Kaji: We've got a winner I think.
Lina: Referee counts, one and two and no a kickout by Motoko as Gendo wades through the crowd completely ignoring the situation in the ring. Shinji complaining of a slow count. He doesn't see Motoko crawling behind him. She hits the groin shot.
Kaji: Owwww
Lina: Hooks the leg and hoists Shinji above her head and she hits the Death Valley Driver on Shinji Ikari. Cover, count. One, two, and three it's all over.
*Bell*
Tenchi: Here is your winner, Motoko Aoyama.
*Sakura Saku begins to play as Motoko slumps into the corner*
Lina: Medical team to the ring to try and clear this mess as Motoko Aoyama overcomes a poor start, Anderson and a suprisingly fatherly Gendo Ikari to "win" a chance to face Anderson.
Kaji: Unbelievable match, just frightening, speaking of which we have a match that could really pose a problem.
Lina: That's right. D, the infamous half vampire, half human, hunter will face against sword weilding Saya for a shot at the Winner of the Alucard/Miyu match at a later date. The question is what are these two going to do when all methods of destruction are at their disposal. Stay with us.