inside jokes

inside jokes that have accumulated between my friends and i. if you don't understand them, it's because they are between my friends and i. and not you.

"...As long as you don't kick me in the nads again." - Matt and I

"The closet isn't comfy. Why don't you come out?" - Rachel, Chelsea and I

"Runnin' around as a kid... in the streets... catchin' pigs..." - Kay, Chelsea and I

Lesbian Lovers - Cassia and I

"*BA DUN TSH!*" - Matt and I

"Bitch, WUT?!" - Manda and I.

"Yo, CRACKA." - Manda and I.

"Do you know how many calories are in that?" - Matt, Manda, Rach, Jess and I.

"Where you goin', Grandma!?" - Manda and I.

"State your name, gangSTUH." *spits* - Manda and I.

"Shut UP." - Manda/Matt and I.

*Tugs belt* - Matt and I.

*swirly halo* - Matt and I.

"LOATHING~" - Manda and I.

"The grapfruit hasn't hit puberty yet. It's flat! Poor thing. It'll never get any that way." - Kay and I.

"How's Mabel?" - Manda and I.

"What am I gonna do with you?" - Matt and I.

"OH TAYE." - Manda and I.

"Well, I dunno... the elevator does sound pretty hot..." - Matt and I.

"This salad is ORGASMIC!" - Manda, Candis and I.

"Say Hi to Jacoby! SAY HI!!" - Manda.

"Is the ship moving? -stumbles-" - Manda, Kay, Rachel and I.

"Hahaha... thuck it." - Manda.

"Guess what?!" - Matt and me.