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Great dangerous land.
In Australia we all laugh at that Discovery Channel joker, and not just because he is campier than a row of tents. No, Mr Croc Bloke is on a salary from the Australian Tourism Bureau, and he is paid to dramatically understate the dangers facing everyday Australians. Have a look.

Kangaroo Attack! Just outside the seat of government in Western Australia, Brian was attacked by a roving band of unemployed kangaroos. The alpha-male, a former Australian boxing champion, set upon him with a vicious fury. Kristine lured him away with an ice cream cone, saving Brian's life.

Light beer?!?! Light beer in Australia means something very different from in the US. Kristine spit hers out after being offered a light by a local in St Kilda.

Drinking Aussie beer may stunt your development. These two blokes have been drinking VB since about age 4. Craig thinks he is actually playing the pipes, while Adam's latest read doesn't exactly make Mum proud. Oh, the humanity.

Megamouth! Earlier in the day Brian had surfed in Megamouth's ancestral breeding grounds. So when Brian wandered into the museum, the great fish attacked with blinding speed. Kristine lured him away with an ice cream cone, saving Brian's life.