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What do you want from life?
To kidnap an heiress
Or threaten her with a knife
What do you want from life?
To get Cable TV
And watch it every night

There you sit
A lump in your chair
Where do you sleep
And what do you wear
When you're sleeping?

What do you want from life?
An Indian guru to show you the inner light
What do you want from life?

           — Excerpt from "What Do You Want from Life?" by Spooner and Evans