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        There once was a hermit named Dave
        Who kept a dead whore in his cave
        I know it's a sin, he said with a grin
        But think of the money I save
          (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
        I score twice each time I misbehave

        Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, that whore's gone
          (Gone, just like half of
          Janet Jackson's halftime bra)
        La-la, Dave, your whore is gone
        Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, that whore's gone
          (Bra brouhaha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha)
        La-la, Dave, your whore's passed on

        So now, no more necrophilia
        With dear deceased Ophelia
        Lay her back down in her grave, Dave
          (But don't "lay" her in her grave, Dave)
        Sometimes love is not all you need
        So consider some psychotherapy too
        Goo goo a' joob, Dave, goo goo a' joo

           — Excerpt from the song "A Hermit Named Dave" written by Lennon and McCartney
               (Recently discovered, but never recorded. And, oh yes, extremely prescient with the
               Janet Jackson allusion, considering it was written 40 years or so before the incident.)