You know, there are many things that I find very annoying. And many people. Tim Mayo complimented me the other day when he said that I hate more people than anyone else he knew. Hating isn't always such a bad thing. One time I made a list of all the things and people that I hate. It ended up being about twenty pages front and back. Maybe you think I have a problem, but it's all hate to me. So, because of my great ire with the world and its very idiotic population, this page is devoted to my pet peeves. I know that you will agree with some of them, because damn it, I'm right.Okay, I'm going to start with people's driving habits. I have so many pet peeves about the way other people drive that it isn't even funny. I hate it when people jump into my lane, in front of me, and then proceed to drive at the approximate speed of 15 m.p.h. What the fuck? I hate it when people don't use their turn signals, like it is a big effort or something. It's just a little stick near your steering wheel, and it's there for a reason, so use it, alright? I hate it when people don't turn on green arrows and just sit there staring out into the vast, cruel world. What are you, retarded? I know that when I am sitting at a light, I'm counting the seconds until I can start driving again. I hate it when people drive at night with those little lights on beside their headlights, that aren't their headlights. Oh yeah, that is soooo intelligent. And those assholes that don't turn off their brights until you are 2.2 feet away? We should round them up and shoot them all. Baby, I'm just getting started! To all those people out there who put on their breaks when they see a cop: if you can see the cop, then s/he has already zapped you with the radar/laser. There is no point to slowing down. (And you probably weren't speeding anyway, you dumbass. Nobody speeds anymore. What is happening to society?) And who keeps on letting all those old people on the road? There should be a law against that shit. A damn newborn could drive better than most of those old blind, deaf people. I absolutely hate it when people don't pull over for fire trucks, etc... Why the hell are you so damn important? It takes 30 seconds!