Things I learned from Ota-san...
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While I doubt I will ever speak anything close to fluent Japanese, I will certainly leave this country with an interesting vocabulary and phrasebook - all thanks to my co-worker and Japanese teacher, Ota-san.

My Japanese Vocabulary:

Dekai Bakana Gaijin Des - I am a crazy stupid white guy!

Saru - Monkey

Saru-Tachi - Lots of Monkeys

Saru-Noshima - Monkey Island or Island of Monkeys

Tomodachi - Friend or Friends

Teki - Enemy

Wa-Rui - Bad

Jodan - Joke

Chisana - Little

Kobun - Minion

Chisana Kobun Tachi - Many Little Minions

Onara - Fart

Kare Wa Cake Wo Katte Tabe Tai - He wants to have his cake and eat it too

Mo-Chi-Ron - Of Course

Coco wa Doko - Where is this place? (Common question for me, as I can rarely figure out just where I am.)

Core wa Nani - What is this? (very useful question at the sushi bar when pointing at some strange, raw fish-like substance)

Sore wa Nani - What is that?

Shako - Mantis Prawn - The newest member of my sushi order. Even though it looks like an insect, it is actually a member of the shrimp family, and is quite tasty. If you can find it in the states, try it!

Baka Ya-Roh - Stupid Bastard

Neko - Cat

Inu - Dog

Chisana Bakana Inu - Stupid Little Dog (very useful in a country where people like Chihuahuas and other furry little rat-like dogs).

Ma-Ra-Ri-Ah - Malaria (modern usage)

Oh-Ko-Ri - Malaria (old usage, uncommon; translates to shiver)

Wa-Ra-Wa Ya-Mi - Malaria (really old usage, very uncommon; translates, for some reason, to children's disease)

Ku-Sai - Stinky

Kusai Saru - Stinky monkey

Kekkyo Gin - Cave man or Troglodyte

Chikusho - Damn or Stupid Bastard

Buta - Pig

Minikui - Ugly

Watashi wa anata ga suki - I like you

Watashi wa omae ga kirai - You annoy me / I dislike you

Watashi wa Uni ga kirai - I dislike Uni

Watashi wa kare ga shinuhodo nikui - I really, really hate him

Watashi wa kano jo ga suki - I like her

Shonen - Boy

Shou jo - Girl

Sho jo- Virgin (yeah, I know - you can get into a lot of trouble really quickly in Japanese)

Inu no kao no shou jo - Dog-faced girl

Watashi wa inu no kao no shou jo wo aisu - I love the dog-faced girl

I Sha - Doctor

Gekai - Surgeon

Kaga ku sha - Scientist

Aku - Bad

Ja-aku - Evil

Jaku Sensei - Doctor Evil

On-na - Female

Otoko - Male

Ko bu to ri - Chubby (proper)

Ko de bu - Chubby (slang)

Kin Shin Soukan - Incestuous

Oh-E-Shi - Tasty

Gun-Dan - Army

Shudan - Rabble

Mo Hitotsu - Another one, generally when holding your beverage...

Ita Da Kimasu - Form of "grace" or thanks said before eating

Go Chi So Sama Deshita - That was a great feast, said at the end of a meal

Go Chi So - Feast

Kami - God

Ka No Jo - That girl (or my girlfriend)

Kusu Ji Ji- Crusty Old Man (or, even worse, Dried-up Sh*t Stick), needless to say, an insult

Me Me Shi- Wimpy

On Na Oh To Ko- Literally a "Woman Man," signifying wimpy guy.

Ku Ra Ge- Jellyfish (both used as a noun and to describe people with no backbone

Ya Me Te- Stop It! (From what I am told, this is an expression most commonly used by girls and is of a somewhat pleading nature. According to Ota-san, this expression would sound most odd coming from someone of the male persuasion - except perhaps an On-Na-Oh-To-Ko.)

Ya Me Roh- STOP IT! (This is more of a command, and as such is intended for the use of guys. Women do not use this forceful phrase in Japan, or so I am told.)