Song Index

Former Players Songs

Marc Overmars

Whoa Marcy, Marcy,
Marcy, Marcy, Marcy, Marcy,
Overmars!

Emanuelle Petit

He's French, he's quick,
His name's a porno flick,
Emanuelle, Emanuelle.

Or...

He's French, he's blond,
He's won Le Coupe du Monde,
Emanuelle, Emanuelle.

Davor Suker

Sou-per,
Super Dav,
Sou-per,
Super Dav,
Sou-per,
Super Dav,
Super Davor Suker!

Nigel Winterburn

Ni-gel Win-ter-burn,
Nigel Winterburn,
Ni-gel Win-ter-burn,
Nigel Winterburn,

Steven Hughes

One Hughes in London,
There's only one Hughes in London,
One Hughes in London,
There's only one Hughes in London.

Alberto Mendez

Alberto, whoa-oh-oh,
Alberto, whoa-oh-oh,
He comes from Germany,
He's number 23.

Jason Crowe

1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. 11.. 12.. 13.. 14.. 15.. 16.. 17.. 18.. 19.. 20.. 21.. 22.. 23.. 24.. 25.. 26.. 27.. 28.. 29.. 30.. 31.. 32.. 33.. 34.. 35..
Jason beat his record,
Jason beat his record,
La la la la,
La la la la,

Jason beat his record,
Jason beat his record,
La la la la,
La la la la,

Steve Bould

Bould, Bould,
Stevie, Stevie Bould,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care,
Stevie, Stevie Bould.

Nicolas Anelka

Sou-per,
Super Nick,
Sou-per,
Super Nick,
Sou-per,
Super Nick,
Super Nick Anelka!

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Or my personal favourite...

Sou-per,
Super Nick,
Sou-per,
Super Nick,
Sou-per,
Super Nick,
Super Nick the w*nker!

Ian Wright

Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!
Ian Wright, Wright, Wright!

Or...

Ian Wright, Ian Wright,
Ian Ian Wright,
He gets the ball and scores a goal,
Ian Ian Wright!

Or even...

Ian Wright my lord,
Ian Wright,
Ian Wright my lord,
Ian Wright,
Ian Wright my lord,
Ian Wright,
Oh lord, Ian Wright!

David Platt

Na-na na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na,
Na-na-na na-na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na na-na-na,
PLATTY!

Paul Merson

There are good haircuts,
And bad haircuts,
But I've never seen a worson,
He runs all day,
And shags all night,
Merson the person.

John Jensen

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Stefan Schwarz

He's sharp as darts,
His name is Stefan Schwarz,
Stefan Schwarz, Stefan Schwarz...

From foreign parts,
They call him Stefan Schwarz,
Stefan Schwarz, Stefan Schwarz...

(He likes his tarts,)
(Does super Stefan Schwarz,)
(Stefan Schwarz, Stefan Schwarz...)

David Rocastle

Ohh Rocky Rocky,
Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocky Rocastle!

Perry Groves

At number 1, it's Perry Groves,
At number 2, it's Perry Groves,
At number 3, it's Perry Groves,
At number 4, it's Perry Groves,
At number 5, it's Perry Groves,
At number 6, it's Perry Groves,
At number 7, it's Perry Groves,
At number 8, it's Perry Groves,
At number 9, it's Perry Groves,
At number 10, it's Perry Groves,
At number 11, it's Perry Groves,
At number 12, it's Perry Groves,
We all live in a Perry Groves world,
A Perry Groves world, a Perry Groves world.

(Yellow submarine)

Brian Marwood

We've got Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing, on the wing.
We've got Brian, Brian Marwood on the wing, on the wing.
Brian, Brian Marwood, Brian Marwood on the wing,
Brian, Brian Marwood, Brian Marwood on the wing,

Bertie Mee

Singing b.e.r.t.i.e,
Singing b.e.r.t.i.e,
Singing b.e.r.t.i.e. m.e.e,
Bertie Mee!

John Sammels

Sammels, Sammels!
I'd walk a million miles,
for one of your goals,
John Sammels.

Liam Brady

Brady, Brady!
Brady, Brady!
Born is the king of Highbury!

Or...

Don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go!
Don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go Brady, don't go!

Sammy Nelson

Sammy show us your knickers,
Sammy show us your knickers,
Na na na na,
Na na na na,

Charlie George

Charlie, Charlie!
Charlie, Charlie!
Born is the king of Highbury.

Or...

Charlie George,
Superstar,
How many goals have you scored so far?

George Armstrong

Geordie, Geordie Armstrong,
Geordie Armstrong on the wing,
Geordie, Geordie Armstrong,
Geordie Armstrong on the wing,