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One-off Songs


Man Utd (a) January 2000

Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a,
Shall we sing a song for you?
Shall we sing a song for you?

And...

Brazil,
You should have stayed in Brazil,
You should have stayed in Brazil,
You should have stayed in Brazil,

Also...

50,000 muppets,
50,000 muppets,
Na na na na,
Na na na na,


Coventry (a) December 1999

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Tottenham's season's over and
It's only boxing day!


Chelsea (a) October 1999

Carefree whereever you may be,
Rixy's got a bird and she's only three.
We don't give a f*ck whoever you may be,
Cos' Chelsea got two, Kanu got three!


1999 Charity Shield

1-0 down, 2-1 up,
We f*cked Fergie's record up,
La la la la,
La la la,
la la la la la la la,


Notts County (a) 1999 Pre-season Friendly

Let him rot!
Let him rot!
Let him rot!

Let him rot!
Let him rot!
Let him rot!

(This was directed toward a certain Nicolas Anelka...)


Tottenham (a) May 1999

Arsenal won the Double,
Tottenham won the Shit Cup,
Arsenal won the Double,
Tottenham won the Shit Cup,

And...

Judas, what's the score?
Judas, Judas, what's the score?


Wimbledon (h) April 1999

Ole, ole ole ole,
Juve, Juve!
Ole, ole ole ole,
Juve, Juve!

(We had just lost to Man Utd in the FA Cup, who were due to play Juventus in Europe that week)


Sheffield United (h) 1999 FA Cup

Would you like a,
Would you like a,
Would you like another go?
Would you like another go?


Chelsea (h) 1999 League (Worthington) Cup

CHAMPIONS!
CHAMPIONS!
CHAMPIONS!
CHAMPIONS!

That song,
You'll never sing that song,
You'll never sing that song,
You'll never sing that song!

And....

We don't give a f*ck,
We don't give a f*ck,
We don't, we don't,
We don't, we don't,
We don't give a f*ck!

(When they were beating the Reserves 5-0)


1998 Charity Shield

Teddy won a medal,
Teddy won a medal,
La la la la,
La la la la,


Liverpool (a) May 1998

Come to see the Champions,
You've only come to see the Champions,
Come to see the Champions,
You've only come to see the Champions!


1998 League Championship

We won the league,
We won the league,
We won the league at Highbury,
We won the league at the Arsenal,
We won the league at Highbury,

(Oh When The Saints...)


Derby (h) May 1998

3 points,
We only need 3 points,
We only need 3 points,
We only need 3 points.

It was after this match that we only needed 3 more points to win the title.


Newcastle United (h) March 1996

Keegan, get your checkbook out,
Keegan, get your checkbook out,
Keegan, get your checkbook out,
Keegan, get your checkbook out!

And...

Say good-bye to the championship,
Say good-bye to the championship,
Say good-bye to the championship,
Say good-bye to the championship!


1994 CWC Final

Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the Drunk and Disorderly,
And we don't give a sh*t,
And we don't give a f*ck,
'Cos we're coming home with the Cup Winners Cup!


1993 Cup Finals

Tell me ma me ma,
Put the champagne on ice,
We're going to Wembly twice,
Tell me ma me ma,


1993 FA Cup Semi-Final

Two years,
We only waited two years,
And now the scum are in tears,
We only waited two years.

(Blue Moon)


Millwall (h) 1993 League (Coca-Cola) Cup

We drink Pepsi,
We drink Pepsi,
We drink Pepsi anyway,
We drink Pepsi anyway!


1991 League Championship

We won the league,
We won the league,
We won the league on Monday night,
We won the league on the Monday,
We won the league on Monday night,

(Oh When The Saints...)

And...

You can stick your f*cking two points up your arse,
You can stick your f*cking two points up your arse,
You can stick your f*cking two points,
Stick your f*cking two points,
You can stick your f*cking two points up your arse,


1989 League Championship

We won the league,
We won the league,
We won the league on Merseyside,
We won the league on the Mersey,
We won the league on Merseyside,

(Oh When The Saints...)


1987 League Cup Semi-Final

1-0 down, 2-1 up,
We knocked Tottenham out the cup,
La la la la,
La la la,
La la la la la la la,


1987 League Cup Final

1-0 down, 2-1 up,
We f*cked Rush's record up,
La la la la,
La la la,
La la la la la la la,

(This was the first time when Ian Rush had scored first but Liverpool failed to win.)


1983 FA Cup

Green, Green, the new colour for me,
Green is the turf at Wem-ber-lee,
And that is where The Arsenal will be,
In the FA Cup in 83!

("I Am The Lord of the Dance")


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