Song Index

Oleg, Oleg, Oleg, Oleg,
Luhzny, Luhzny!

Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chim chi-roo,
Who needs Anelka when you've got Kanu?

Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chim chi-ree,
We've got £12million and Thierry Henry!

Ohh Ahh!
Ray Parlour!
Ohh Ahh!
Ray Parlour!

Went down the Lane,
The other night,
To tell the scum,
We got the new Ian Wright,

They said to me,
How can that be?
I said to them,
We got Thierry Henry,

Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!
Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry... Thierry Henry!

Whoa Freddy Freddy,
You only score for Arsenal,
When we play Man U!

Hiiii Hoo Siiillllvviiinnn-YO!
Everywhere we go,
Na na na na na na na,
He's better than Roberto Carlos,
And plays for Arsenal!

(Silver Lining)

Or...

We've got Silvanho!
We've got Silvanho!
We've got Silvanho!
We've got Sil-van-e-ho!

Vieria, whoa-oh-oh,
Vieria, whoa-oh-oh,
He comes from Senegal,
He plays for Arsenal.

Or...

Vieria, whoa-oh-oh,
Vieria, whoa-oh-oh,
He's so f**kin' tall,
He should play basketball.

Tony Adams,
Tony Adams,
Running down the wing,

Tony Adams,
Tony Adams,
Running down the wing!

Or...

One England captain,
There's only one England captain,
One England captain,
There's only one England captain!

There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
Walking along,
Singing this song,
Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland.

Or...

We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,

Kee-own!
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown,
There's only one Keown.

Or...

Boom boom boom,
Let me hear you say Keown!
KE-OWN!

Boom boom boom,
Let me hear you say Keown!
KE-OWN!

England's, Number One,
England's, Number One,
England's, Number One,
England's, Number One!

Na-na na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na,
Na-na-na na-na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na na-na-na,
VIVAS!

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Kanu hear the Arsenal sing?
Kanu,
Kanu,

Or...

Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chimminy,
Chim-chim chi-roo,
He comes from Nigeria,
And his name is Kanu,

Or even...

He's tall, he's black,
He's had a heart attack,
Nwanko Kanu, Nwanko Kanu,

If I was Lee Dixion,
Na na na na na na na na na na na,
I wouldn't have to work hard,
Na na na na na na na na na na na,
I would play for a team like the Arsenal,
If I was Lee Dixon!

(Fiddler On The Roof)

Ole, ole ole ole,
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh!
Ole, ole ole ole,
Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh!

Or...

We'll win away,
We'll win away,
With Chris Wreh!

Or even...

We've got Weah's cousin!
We've got Weah's cousin!
We've got Weah's cousin!
We've got Weah's cousin!

How about...

We're riding along on a Christopher Wreh,
(And the Scum are going down!)

And this one...

Chris Wreh, Chris Wreh,
Da-da-da-da-da,
Da-da-da-da-da!

('Stingray' Theme)

Whoa, Johny, Johny,
Johny do the twist!

Or...

We all believe,
Lukic is better than Seaman.