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NIKKI'S RECORD

1) APRIL 1994 vs my younger sister LAURA (5'6", 132 lbs, 24 years old) SUBSTANCE: chocolate pudding.I totally kick butt and easily beat my sister! Laura ends up looking like a chocolate covered piece of candy and after the match she comments "boy you really anihalated me!"RECORD 1 - 0

2) JULY 1994 Rematch vs LAURA. SUSBTANCE: Chocolate pudding. My sister gives it her all but she is no match for me and I beat her again. RECORD 2 - 0

3) JULY 1994 vs my sister's friend LORI (5'3", 127 lbs, 26 years old) SUBSTANCE: vanilla pudding. Loris is in good shape as she works out regularly but I am stronger and I beat her without much trouble in about twenty minutes. RECORD 3 - 0

4) AUGUST 1994 vs my older sister SHARON (5'6", 147 lbs, 26 years old) SUBSTANCE: chocolate syrup. A real battle! Sharon is strong and comes very close to beating me. My stamina saves the day (thank God for those step classes) Sharon tires and I pin her face down in the syrup. After the match I'm a real mess!!! RECORD 4 - 0

5) NOVEMBER 1994 vs KAREN a girlfriend from college (5'7", 129 lbs, 27 years old) SUBSTANCE: strawberry jello. Karen puts up a spirited fight but is no match for my superior strength and stamina. After about twenty minutes I pin her for the win. Unfortunatley we are both stained red for the next several days ( try explaining that one at work ! ). RECORD 5 - 0

6) DECEMBER 1994 vs RENEE (5'3", 119 lbs, 22 years old) a bartender from a local club I frequent. SUBSTANCE: mud. Mud flies evrywhere as Renee gives me all I can handle. I get mud in my mouth, eyes, and ears but after about thirty minutes Renee runs out of gas and I am able to get hear to submit. RECORD 6 - 0

7) MARCH 1995 vs DIANE (5'7", 120lbs, 24 years old) an aerobics insturctor at my gym. SUBSTANCE: lime jello. Diane is in great shape and very strong. The match goes back and forth for over an hour! Until I get an exhausted Diane into a Boston Crab hold and she gives up!. RECORD 7 - 0

8) MAY 1995 vs STACEY (5'6", 132 lbs, 26 years old) a girlfriend who is a stockbroker on Wall Street. SUBSTANCE: rice pudding. Stacey agrees to the match on a dare from her husband. She is totally overwhelmed and I trash her ( I held back ). Stacey leaves the ring covered from head to toe in rice pudding. After the match, Stacey tells me that she will never eat rice pudding again! RECORD 8 - 0

9) SEPTEMBER 1995 vs LISA (5'8", 117 lbs, 25 years old) an Administrative Assistant. SUBSTANCE: oil. My first oil match. Lisa puts up a good fight and in a few minutes we are both dripping with oil like a pair of sardines! After about a half hour I manage to pin a very slippery Lisa and get the win.RECORD 9 - 0

10) JANUARY 1996 vs TAMMY (5'9" 138 lbs, 23 years old) a Hairdresser and friend of Diane's (MATCH 7). SUBSTANCE: lime jello. Tammy turns this match into a catfight as she goes all out for the win! Tammy scratches, pulls my hair, bites, and slaps me. I return the favors and also manage to pull her bikini top off !!!!! ( Hey, I'll fight dirty if I have to ). After about half an hour of brawling, Tammy is out of steam and breathing hard. I take the oppurtunity and pin her for a tough win. I miss several days of work after this match because I am all scratched up. RECORD 10 - 0

11) JULY 1996 Rematch vs DIANE. SUBSTANCE: oil. Diane is in terrific shape and we both battle hard. Diane's inexpiereance in oil costs her as she slips and slides all over the ring. I am able to take advantage and pin her in about thirty minutes. RECORD 11 - 0

12) SEPTEMBER 1996 vs WENDY (5'9" 221 lbs, 26 years old) a manicurist friend of Tammy's. SUBSTANCE: cole slaw. I thought that with my speed and stamina advantage I could easily overcome Wendy's size advantage.My plan was to get her down early and keep her down. Boy was I wrong!!!!. Wendy gets ME down right at the start of the match. I am no match for her strength and can not escape. Wendy throws me around like a rag doll and shoves handfulls of cole slaw in my face. She bodyslams me a couple of times and then jumps on top, knocking the wind out of me. After about twenty minutes of getting my butt kicked, Wendy pins me. I leave the ring sore, humiliated, exhausted, and with my first defeat. To this day I HATE COLE SLAW!!!!!. RECORD 11 - 1

13) JANUARY 1997 vs EILEEN(5'7" 127lbs, 25 years old) a sales clerk. SUBSTANCE: chocolate pudding. After my loss to Wendy, I train real hard for this match, and easily beat Eileen. It feels good to be back on the winning side!. RECORD 12 - 1

14) JULY 1997 vs DONNA (5'3" 134lbs,24 years old) a student. SUBSTANCE: grape jello. Donna gives me a good fight and jello flies all over the place. But after I put her into a Boston Crab a couple of times she loses her willingness to fight and I beat her. RECORD 13 - 1

15) OCTOBER 1997 vs JOAN (5'7" 142lbs, 45 years old) a Real Estate Agent I met online. SUBSTANCE: whipped cream. Joan offers me $1,000 to cream wrestle her in front of her husband. I told her to keep the money and that I would wrestle her for free. The "older" women is in great shape and gives me a real tuff time. She nearly pins me several times, and gets me in headlocks, body siccors, and arm bars (WOW, she was good!). Unfortunatley for Joan she becomes exhausted and I am able to get her to give up. After the match I keep thinking that maybe I should have taken the thousand bucks! RECORD 14 - 1

16) NOVEMBER 1997 vs LORI (5'10" 130lbs, 31 years old) A women I met online. SUBSTANCE: oil. Lori is in trouble from the start. She foolishly wears a bikini and her top keeps falling off. I beat her with no problem. After the match she goes online to say I cheat by pulling her top off, pulling her hair, and rubbing oil in her eyes. I challenge her to a rematch in the substance of her choice. RECORD 15 - 1

17) JANUARY 1998 remmatch vs LORI. SUBSTANCE: vanilla pudding. Lori starts out fast and we have a good match that goes back and forth. As the match goes on Lori gets tired and I take control and pin her. RECORD 16 - 1

18) NOVEMBER 1998 vs CASEY (5'2" 119lbs, 22 years old) A proffesional oil wrestler who I met online. SUBSTANCE: oil. Casey comes after me hard and fast at the start. She is suprised with my superior strenght. As we slip and slide in the oil, I begin to toss her around and rough her up. After about thirty minutes I make her quit. RECORD 17 - 1

19) OCTOBER 1999 vs KELLY(5'6" 187lbs, 29 years old) A bank teller I met online. I figure I would easily tire Kelly out since I didn't think she was in shape ( Guess I'll never learn ). Kelly gives me a tuff match, and I find myself in trouble and to top it all off I become exhausted I do manage to hold on and after 12 rounds the match is declared a draw (that's about as good as kissing your sister/brother goodnight). RECORD 17-1-1

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