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MARIA BARTIROMO - The "Money Honey" and Co-host of CNBC's Money Watch. She is the best looking lady on Wall Street. I would love to jello wrestle her and would even be willing to wager 50 shares of Microsoft stock that I could beat her. Of course we would have the match on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.
MONICA LEWINSKY - I would love to get Monica in a pit full of mud and beat her butt !!!.......... Just to wipe that stupid smile off her face.
GABBY REECE- Gabby is a big, strong girl who would probably kick my butt. But just thinking of Gabby and me in an oil wrestling match ..... WOW !!!! 
MARTHA STEWART - I would love to beat the tar out of this stuck up, pretentious, prissy girl ! And I think it would be appropreate if we wrestled in a white wine sauce.
JENNY McCARTHY- This chick is one of the most annoying people on television today. She bounces around like a jumping bean gone bezerk, she has an annoying high pitched voice, and she's a dope. I would love to get her into a ring full of cole slaw. And mash her face in it!.
PAMELA ANDERSON - Yeah....., Pamela and me in a pit of pudding would be way cool! But if I win I want one of her red "Baywatch" swimsuits.
EMME- Plus size super model and host of the E channel show "Fashion Emergency". Even though she's got a good 70 pounds on me I think I could still beat her. Of course we would have to wrestle in a huge ring of whipped cream.
DAISEY FUENTES- My husband thinks this Latin Bombshell is one of the sexiest women in the world ( next to me of course ). I would love to wrestle Daisey in a pool filled with Lime Jello !..... Yeah that would be blast, and, my husband's ultimate fantasy!
MARY HART- I'll put my legs up against her legs anyday,and, I would love to wrestle her in grape jelly. If I win, she can pay to have my legs insured for a million dollars!
KATHY LEE GIFFORD- The MOST annoying, boring, and talentless person on television. I think I should wrestle her in a tub full of bannanas ( picked by children in Costa Rica making 38 cents an hour working in her factories ). If I win (like I could loose this one!) she has to pay all those kids working in her factories at least minimum wage!
LINDA TRIPP-Ms. Tripp is a LARGE lady and would give me a tough fight. I would love to get her into a pool full of creamed corn. If I beat her she would have to give me the audio tapes she recorded of Monica.
JOAN LUNDEN-This one is for my friend Chris, who would love to see me wrestle Ms. Lunden in a pit filled with baked beans, maybe we can throw in some franks too. Ms. Lunden looks like she is in good shape but I think I would be too strong for her.
TERI HATCHER- I'm sorry, but I think Teri Hatcher is a terrible actress. I would love to wrestle her in a pool filled with caviar and champagne. Of course we would both be wearing evening gowns. I would pull her's off in about two minutes !!!!.
