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If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
The only place I want to go is south of the border.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
My computer is so fast, before yours can boot up, mine has already crashed three times.
A hen is only an eggs way of making other eggs
Seriousness is when stupidity gratuates college...
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
BS: Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

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