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CR009
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- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may
work.
- Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are
crunchy and and taste good with ketchup.
- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
- Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a
dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
- If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales
look the way they do?
- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
- Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.
- If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and
I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then
suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
- It is more impressive when others discover your
good qualities without your help.
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