President George W. Bush addresses his royal subjects.
My fellow Americans. Once I was a people just as you - now, I am your President. Some of you may not like this, dwelling instead on the unpleasentnesses of that election thing. But let me make clear I will do my best to win your support, for I want to be the president of all peoples - every man, woman and children of America. And fish, let us not forget the fish. As I have said before, and still believe, the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. For through them we can learn many things. About schools, personal accountability, and breathing water.
We stand now in the dawn of a new millenimum, and many opportunities await us. It is a time ripe for change, a time to right wrongs and correct the errors of past administrations. Some of these changes I would like to share with you this afternoon.
First is our independency on foreign oils. I would like to end this, focusing on the drilling of domestic reservations. Alaska beckons us to rupture her pristine beauty and draw forth that precious source of energy known as black gold, Texas tea. But that alone may not be enough to meet our increasing demands. Therefore, I have plans to drill for oil all over this great nation, including here in the state of Washington D.C. Yes, you heard me correctly. Within a few short weeks we will begin the construction of an oil well on the lawn of the White House, just outside the Oval Office, so that the world will see we are dedicated to this principals of domestification.
Next is the issue of economic prosperity. I believe a strong economy is based on the ability of corporations to grow without interference by governmental regulations. I would like to take bold steps to insure that they can not only grow, but prosper financially. I will soon sign into law a provision to allow the construction of commercial properties within federal parks, to allow land wasted on scenic beauty and wilderness to be economically viable. In fact, there are already plans for a Walmart and Home Depot to be constructed around Old Faithful at Yellowstone National Park. I envision a day when tourists and bears can shop side by side for canned goods and tools without fear of attack.
Those are just a few of my plans. Many more, I'm sure, will follow. As a wise spiritual leader once said, "There is no try, only do." So I make this promise to you today, that I will do all I can to make these plans a reality, to make this great county a place to be proud of. I hope you will join me on this grand adventure, and if not, there's plenty of room in Canada. Thank you for your time, and may God bless America.
