(So, you have decided not to cheat? *cough* pussy *cough* . Anyway, you are not going to take the money smart choice, you probably would’ve been caught in the act anyway. Now, Doozer has just come back from the bathroom and you have to go really bad. So, you go to the bathroom. I won’t go into any depth on what you did in the bathroom, nobody needs to know. You come back out and you are ready to play some Monopoly.)

Doozer: Alright, so who is going to go first?

Dusty: Well, let me go first since you wouldn’t let me be the banker.

The Dude: No, I want to go first.

Dusty: Dude, I should be able to go before since I am twice the man you are…

Doozer: Look at you Dusty, you are three times the man Dude is!!!

Dusty: So I can go first?

Doozer: No, I’m going first because I am Hardcore and you aren’t.

(Doozer rolls the dies and the game kicks off. They play for quite a while. At least thirty minutes pass. Let’s go over to see what the spectators are saying.)

Fred Durst: So, any of you guys actually been in bed with Doozer’s mom?

Yojin Musahiri: Yeah, she is like an opium whore or something.

DMX: What’s an opium whore?

Yojin Musahiri: Oh, an opium whore is a whore who drugged up Chinese Railroad workers with opium then got them to pay them lots of money to pay them for sex.

Fred Durst: You are a Chinese Railroad Worker? I thought you were Japanese or something.

Yojin Musahiri: For one thing, I am Japanese. Secondly, I am not a railroad worker. I was over at Doozer’s mom with him one day and after Doozer left she told me to drink some water which she has put opium in and it drugged me up then the next morning I felt like I usually do after having sex the past night and one thousand seventy-two dollars was missing from my wallet.

DMX: That’s got to suck.

(What an interesting conversation? Well, we are going to switch back to the game now. Dusty is debating weather to buy Park Place or not.)

Dusty: Now, it is three-hundred fifty dollars, but it looks like a very nice place for my children to grow up and stuff like that. I will be three-hundred and fifty dollars poorer, but on the other hand I have a nice place for a home? Home… money… home… money.

(Watch this… Dusty, this is your conscience speaking.)

Dusty: Yay, some help!!!

(You want to buy the place because it is very cool.)

Dusty: I’ll buy it!!!

(After five minutes have past, Dusty is the first to get bankrupt. Doozer ends up winning this game. After the game, Doozer walks up to you and whispers something in your ear.)

Doozer: You should have cheated when I was in the bathroom. When you were in there, I did…

(Doozer smiles and everybody asks you to choose a different game to play now.)

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