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(-{Intro}-) It was the very day after global TV 25 took place. Late in the event that occurred a day before, Doozer made his debut in the federation known as gfwa OMEGA or gO, for short. To the surprise of many, Doozer stood in the ring with a dead serious look on his face before he went on with his promo which became a hit with the fans like all the others Doozer performed in the past. Doozer then stated that since his joining, he instantly became the biggest name in the federation and that if anyone dared to stand in his way, he would ‘Dooze them, and abuse them.’ He continued to talk trash like never before as you could see the intensity in his eyes. Then, after finishing his promo, debuting his latest nickname ‘The Duke of Destruction,’ and talk about hitting on the other wrestlers’ moms, KIKEN decided to confront the DWF Hall of Famer. That confrontation set up what you will see on global TV 26, Doozer vs. KIKEN in a Triple Crown Ralley Tournament Match. Winning the tournament means winning the Triple Crown Championship very early in the game for Doozer. (-{Intro}-)

(-{Intro}-) The earliest Doozer has won a title? No, he won the Novice Championship on his debut match in the DWF and when he went out due to injury, and came back as ‘The Striking Lightning’ Scott Lavigne, he won the People’s Championship on his debut in the DWF under that name. Never before in a federation has Doozer lost his debut match, so the odds for KIKEN look very small. Yet, the Patriots did defeat the Rams in the Superbowl. Yet, one factor is working against Doozer, in his entire career, Doozer has never won a tournament of any sort. In his first federation, the uTw, he lost to The Dark Angel, a woman, in the second round of their Canadian Title Tournament. Then, in the DWF, he lost to Cro, who went on to win the tournament, in their Quest for the Best DWF Dream Title Tournament. Then again, in an inter-federation, Global Title 128-Man Tournament, Doozer lost to Ed Novak in their Sweet 16 Match-up. Yet, two of those three times, the person who defeated Doozer ended up winning, Cro and The Dark Angel. The match against Ed Novak happened to be very controversial as well. (-{Intro}-)

(-{Intro}-) Yet, Doozer accepted the challenge to replace Rock Startling in the Triple Crown Championship Tournament in spite that he will redeem himself of his past misfortune in Tournaments. Anyway, back to the day of Doozer. He sat in his blue Lazy Boy Recliner like it was just another day. The only difference standing in the way of it being just another day happened to be the fact that it wasn’t just another day. Although, Doozer didn’t know this at the time of his sitting and watching Southpark’s Timmy and The Fourth Grade. So, Doozer kept doing what Doozer does best and that is sit around, relax, watch television, eat every now and then, and get more and more out of shape each and every second of the day. This might not be the normal day of a wrestling star such as Doozer, but it is Doozer’s normal day. (-{Intro}-)

"Timmay!"

(-{Action}-) That was all it took to send Doozer into a stage of hysterical laughter; the one word ‘Timmay’ said in a retarded, scratchy voice from a messed up looking child in a wheelchair. Some could say Doozer carries a sick sense of humor with him, but if you watched the movie alone with nobody to criticize you, then you’d laugh too, the only difference is Doozer will laugh with people around or not. Hell, Doozer would laugh if a mentally challenged person was sitting in a wheelchair next to him. Yet, Doozer’s hysterical laughter was soon cut off by a sudden ‘thwack’ against Doozer’s front door. It didn’t even take the task of thought for the man known as The Innovation of Devastation to know who just ran into the door like a flaming idiot. So, without yelling at the person, or asking who he was, Doozer just slowly rose from his recliner, and walked towards the door. When the Master of Disaster made it to his door, he just leaned against the wall adjacent to the door and started to speak to the person on the other side, who was probably lying on the ground writhing in pain. (-{Action}-)

"Dude, what are you doin’? You told me you wouldn’t be back until tomorrow…"

"D-d-dooze… I… I… told you th-that… y-yesterday…"

"Oh…. Right…"

(-{Action}-) With that said and with Doozer feeling like a retard, he decided just to open the door and let his good buddy inside. It was, without a doubt, Doozer’s manager and long-time friend, The Dude. Why would you make such an imbecile your manager? Well, Doozer actually made him his manager just so The Dude would stop begging him to… Doozer doesn’t actually listen to anything the guy says; he just pretends to. After entering the house, The Dude carried his hurting body (not literally), to the refrigerator where he grabbed himself a carton of milk. To The Dude, Doozer’s house is his second home, so just like he would at home, he didn’t hesitate for one moment when going to drink straight from the carton. Doozer didn’t really mind either because he doesn’t care for milk; he just walked back over to his recliner and sat down. (-{Action}-)

"You hear what sahamn…..ishk…analim… Kiken had to say about you, Dooze?" The Dude said as he mumbled the wrestler’s first name for the simple fact that he couldn’t say it.

"Yeah, I guess… I mean, I don’t know about this guy… I think he was raised in a barn or something." Replied Doozer as he tried to think up a good reason why the wrestler had not heard of him.

"They have barns in Japan?"

"Hell if I know… But the moron should know who I am… Or at least what DWF stands for… The Dream Wrestling Federation was the top fed when I was in it… He should also know that I haven’t been wrestling lately so I joined this small promotion to get back into the groove of things. You can’t just hop right back into the big federations these days, not with all the talent out there… I mean, they can’t match up to me, but… It’s like a rule or something…"

"No it’s not…"

"How would you know?"

"Remember, that day when you were in a bad mood and I tried to cheer you up by doing card tricks and you told me to go read an official wrestling rule-book and that’d you give me a quiz the next day and if I failed it you’d fire me as manager… Well… I read it…"

"Dude, you can’t even read…"

"I told you! I took Hooked On Phonics for five straight years and it worked for me!" The Dude shot back as he held up four fingers on his right hand.

"I hope there’s a Hooked on Arithmetics…"

(-{Action}-) There was a short pause in between the hidden insult and The Dude’s next few words. I think it was because The Dude was trying to figure out if Doozer was actually insulting him, but by The Dude’s response shortly after, it seemed as though the insult fell about three feet short (for all the dumb people… in other words, he didn’t catch it) (-{Action}-)

"And like he wondered why the fans hooked onto you after such a short amount of time…" Voiced The Dude who was still trying to figure out if Doozer insulted him earlier.

"That’s easy… During my DWF career, I was not any normal face… I mean, I had so many damn fans, the one time in my career there that I did turn heel, they all cheered for me anyway… Even when I was insulting the hell out of them! Of course, I turned back to face after I won my Dream Title back that same night… But damn, I was such a big face, they don’t even classify me as a face in wrestling topics around the world… I’m known as the SuperFace…"

"Hey… Hooked on Arithmetics… Are you trying to say I have no carpentry skills? You know I took shop all seven years in high school!" Retorted The Dude as he was obviously thinking of architects instead of arithmetics.

"Oh, get this word back to Kiken… Actually, make sure he hears all of what we’ve been saying… But tell him there is another reason that I came here and the moron should already know that… I’m teaming with my good buddy Razor to the Blizzade in T F’n A! Also, tell him that if he thinks he’s going to stop me from winning the Triple Crown Championship, he’s gonna get Doozed and Abused like never before…"

"Yeah, yeah… I’ll tell him… But I came here to tell you something. If you’re going to win that Triple Crown Championship, we have to get you back in shape… Well, you were never really in shape, but we’re going to get you back to whatever you were before… Just give me tonight to think about it and I should have something for you next time I come over…"

(-{Closure}-) With that said, The Dude closed up the carton of milk he had opened in his hand throughout the whole conversation and placed it back into the refrigerator. He waved Doozer good-bye and stepped out the door. Doozer gave a slight chuckle as he heard his manager, who thought he was Mr. Smart-Guy at the time, fall down his front porch stairs. (-{Closure}-)