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The Innovation of Devastation is better than ever.
6/25/02

Here is the Hall of Fame MoFo's!... P.S.: I'm white...

Hall of Fame

Dusty: He is the first inductee into my Hall of Fame. Why you say? You have never heard of this big, retarded, fat guy you say? Well... On the last question, good job at guessing that he is a big, retarded, fat guy... Yet, I will get serious for a moment... Um... You see... Moments over... Actually, he is in my Hall of Fame because he went through his career as probably the most under-rated e-wrestler of all time! Yes, they all thought he sucked... But in actuality, he just faced the good guys the whole time and lost a lot... Yet, he did win a few times... And when he won... He won... In the DWF, he was the only DWF'er to go over a year without quitting or going inactive... He also won the People's Championship the most times... 4... Along with the Heavyweight, Stables, and Extreme... 3 times... Also the most... Yet, only to earn a nickname... Mr. 12 Seconds... Because that is supposedly how long his matches took... If you ask Dusty, he'd say cuz he won them in that time... But the joke was that he lost them in that time... Yet... He's a Hall of Famer damn you!

Razor Blade: He's undefeated... I'm not... He hasn't lost... I have... His name is that of a very sharp instrument used on a male face... I'm not sure what mine is...

Legend Inc.: He is one of the best roleplayers I have seen around... He's good, great, grand, wonderful... and everybody likes him! He's also 1 of thre 4 members of the Trinity of Lameosity, with myself, Joey T, and Joey Malone... We are a Trinity of Four People and that's what makes us lamer than you!

Dazz: He raps... He's a great rper... He's just like me! And I'd put me in my Hall of Fame... And I probably will...

SSS: He is 1/2 of the two great people that I like to call... MY Idols... Since I am so great, and they are my idols, they deserve a spot in the Hall of Fame... All sarcasm behind... (they don't really deserve a spot.... only I do... lol) SSS is a great roleplayer... He is, in a lot of people's minds, the best rper to ever set foot in DWF... Yet, I've smashed the two records he held... Most overall points and best DWF rp... Wow, this is why I was voted Cockiest Bastard of the Brain Trust Interfed Stable... Yet, SSS is truly a roleplaying great and deserves a Doozer HoF Spot...

Vision: Most of you reading this probably don't know Vision by now. Last time I saw him was probably 2-3 years ago. I was in ICW with him before I went to DWF and got good lol, but I was there for only weeks, yet Vision still had an impact on my career. He is the other 1/2 of my Idols and he is definitely one of the best e-wrestlers who have... e-wrestled lol... That makes sense... Only regret is the last time I saw him, we got in an argument about which one of us was better, when at that time he was by a long shot...