Johnny D: Alright folks, now for the Main Event of Bashed in The USA!!!
Pat Riot: Yes, this is the biggest match of one of DWF’s Biggest PPV”s ever!!!
Johnny D: Yes, the stable of The Canadian Punishers vs. Extreme Cruelty vs. Two Mystery Stables!!! This is going to be one hell of a match.
Pat Riot: Right now, the only people we know that are in this match are wrestlers such as Doozer, Canada’s Hero, Y2W Pat Walsh, The Extremist, Hardcore Kinch, and Aleister Crowley!!!
Johnny D: Wow, those are pretty damn big names here in DWF.
Pat Riot: I know…
(A remix of “Blame Canada” named “Don’t Blame Canada” blasts over the P.A. System as Doozer, Canada’s Hero, and Pat Walsh make their way down to the ring looking rather serious and focused on the match.)
Johnny D: Wow, look at them… This Canadian Punishers group looks like they are on top of their game.
Pat Riot: Actually, Johnny, they are known as The Canadian Clan now. Don’t ask me why they changed it, but they did.
Johnny D: Yeah, it’s a good thing they changed it too. The old name sucked…
(As everybody gets ready for Extreme Cruelty to make their way down to the ring… three figures come out from the backstage area…)
Pat Riot: Who the hell is that?
Johnny D: Well, it looks like Apocalypse, Plague, and Daemon… HELL’S ARMY!!!
Pat Riot: Where is Extreme Cruelty?
Johnny D: Who cares? Hell’s Army is here!!!
(Some mystery type of song blasts over the P.A. System as two men and a woman make their way down to the ring…)
Pat Riot: It’s The Crew!!!
Johnny D: Yeah, there’s Rebel, Katy, and … Oh my god!!! There is a Hall of Famer himself, JACK ‘THE POSER’ HARDING!!!
Pat Riot: Wow, this match is getting better as more stables come down… Who’s going to be the fourth?
Johnny D: Could it be Bob, Nas, and Wolf, The Untouchables?
(The same Mystery type of song blasts over the P.A. System as three more wrestlers make their way down to the ring…)
Pat Riot: It looks like Thomas Ruble… and MIKE EXTREME!!!
Johnny D: And beside him is Chainz!!! Chainz and Doozer had a match not long ago and they fought a ‘no decision’ battle, this is going to be a great match.
(Thomas Ruble grabs a microphone.)
Thomas Ruble: Now, my stable here… Well, we aren’t going to wrestle. These other stables are just a waste of our time. Instead, I am appointing myself, Mike Extreme, and Chainz to be the Special Enforcers in this match!!! So, it is now a three way stables elimination match. Now, let’s get it on…
(Doozer and The Rebel hook it up while Canada’s Hero and Apocalypse exchange blows. Daemon and Jack Harding duke it out. On the outside of the ring, Pat Walsh and Plague decide to double team Katy. Pat Walsh gets Katy in a chokeslam position and at the same time, Plague does the same. Then, they both bring Katy by the neck to the announce table and DOUBLE CHOKESLAM her right through it.)
Johnny D: Well, I’m not any doctor, but I’d say Katy is out of this match…
Pat Riot: Yeah, I guess you are right.
(While in the ring, Doozer throws a right hand towards Rebel, but it is blocked. Rebel then throws a left to Doozer, but Doozer blocks it and kicks Rebel in the midsection and dishes out a devastating DDT. Canada’s Hero then whips Apocalypse into the ropes, Apocalypse bounces off the ropes and charges back at CH looking for a clothesline, but CH counters with a magnificent Samoan Drop. Pat Walsh then turns to Plague and whips him into the barricade. As Pat Walsh goes to pick up Plague, Plague kicks him in the balls. Thomas sees this and runs up to Plague and Pat and kicks Pat in the balls. CH then runs towards the ropes and dives over them and connects with a flying clothesline to Thomas. Mike Extreme then runs over in the aid of Thomas and turns CH around, kicks him in the gut, and delivers a huge powerbomb to the cement floor of the outside.)
Pat Riot: What an action packed match!!
Johnny D: I’m getting confused on who is on who’s team.
Pat Riot: Well… let’s just watch and try not to say anything stupid.
(Inside the ring, Jack Harding and Daemon are exchanging punch after punch in the corner of the ring. Jack then gets Daemon backed up against the ropes and dishes out a big clothesline, putting Daemon through the ropes and to the outside of the ring. Jack then turns and watches Doozer and Rebel still fighting like there’s no tomorrow. Jack then walks up to the two of them who are still fighting and ignoring him, then Jack glances at Doozer, then he glances at the Rebel. He pauses for a moment, and cleans the clock of Rebel. Jack then picks up Rebel and Body Presses him to the outside of the ring. Jack then faces Doozer, and throws a right hand… that connects and sends Doozer to the mat. Doozer gets back up, but to be hit with another right hand. Doozer gets up again, Jack goes for another right, but Doozer ducks and kicks Harding in the midsection, then jumps up while Harding is doubled over and delivers his finisher… THE DTV SPECIAL!!!)
Johnny D: Doozer just gave Harding a modified version of his old finisher, The Green Monster.
Pat Riot: Yeah, he calls in The DTV Special.
Johnny D: That is intense.
(Doozer goes for the pin…)
Ref: 1…2… KICKOUT BY HARDING!!!
Pat Riot: Jack Harding is the first person to ever kick out of Doozer’s Finisher!!!
Johnny D: Well, he is a DWF Hall of Famer.
Pat Riot: That’s true.
(Doozer whips Harding into the rope, Harding charges back and they collide both clotheslining the other and bringing eachother down to the mat, hard. Outside the ring, Extreme and Chainz are double-teaming CH while Pat Walsh suplexes Plague to the hard cement floor. Rebel and Daemon decide to hook it up and Rebel sends Daemon flying into the steel steps. Rebel then picks the steps up and smashes them over the head of Daemon. Pat Walsh picks up Plague and throws him into the ring where Doozer and Harding are still lying. Pat Walsh whips Plague into the corner and lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Walsh then signals for something and delivers the WALSHECUTION from the Top Rope!!!)
Johnny D: Wow, that was Pat’s finishing move from the Top Rope!!!
Pat Riot: What an Evenflow DDT!!!
(Walsh covers Plague…)
Ref: 1… 2… 3
Announcer: Plague of Hell’s Army is now eliminated from the match and will be escorted backstage.
(Mike Extreme then picks up Plague over his shoulder and walks up the ramp, then as Mike walks up the ramp, Dusty comes running from the backstage area and spears Mike Extreme, this then causes Plague to fall right on Extreme. Dusty then retreats back to the backstage area leaving Mike Extreme on the ramp with a knocked out Plague laying heavily on top of him. Back at ringside, CH is mounting a comeback against Chainz and Thomas. CH connects with a right hand to Chainz, then one to Thomas, again to Chainz, and another to Thomas. Then, CH backs up a bit and charges at both Thomas and Chainz and connects with a huge double clothesline.)
Pat Riot: Wow, look at Canada’s Hero cleaning house.
Johnny D: Shut up and let me watch…
(On the other side of the ring, Daemon and Rebel are still fighting. Daemon is bleeding as result of that stair shot to his head. Rebel then whips Daemon to the ring post. Rebel then gets a steel chair from the crowd and smashed it over Daemon’s head. Rebel then throws Daemon to the inside of the ring. Doozer and Jack Harding are starting to get to their feet and as they do, they charge at each other and just like before, double clothesline in mid-air, knocking them both right back down. Rebel sees his opportunity and goes for the pin on Doozer…)
Ref: 1… 2… kickout by Doozer
(Rebel can’t believe it and picks Doozer up, who low-blows him. Doozer gets to his feet delivers the DTV Special to the doubled over Rebel. Doozer goes for the pin…)
Ref: 1… 2… 3!!!
Announcer: Rebel is now eliminated from the match. He will now be escorted to the backstage area.
(During the match, Mike finally got back to his feet and escorted Plague to the back. He then walks back to the ring and picks up Rebel and escorts him cautiously {looking for any wild Dusty’s} to the backstage area. Meanwhile, in the ring, Y2W and Apocalypse throw punch after punch. After about three-four punches between the two of them, Apocalypse starts to gain the upper hand. Doozer sees this and starts to walks towards them, but is attacked from behind by Daemon who gets Doozer up on his shoulders and performs an Electric Chair Drop. Daemon then helps double-team Y2W and they double powerbomb him. Apocalypse then goes for the pin…)
Ref: 1… 2… 3!!!
Announcer: Pat Walsh has now been eliminated from the match. Special Enforcer Mike Extreme will escort him back to the backstage area.
(With this, Mike Extreme does so as the match goes on. CH is still outside the ring fighting off Chainz and Thomas. But now, Thomas is laying on the ground looking badly wounded. CH then, takes Chainz over to the Spanish Announce Table where he lifts him up to the top of the table and Piledrives him right through the Spanish Announce Table. CH then climbs to the inside of the ring where he comes up behind Daemon and gives him a modified cradle for the pin.)
Ref: 1… (Apocalypse goes to break it up, but Doozer clotheslines him in time.) 2… 3!!!
Announcer: Daemon has now been eliminated from this Stables Match. He will now be escorted backstage by Mike Extreme.
(Mike Extreme then gets inside the ring and hauls Daemon to the backstage area. Back inside the ring… Doozer and CH are double teaming Apocalypse. CH gets him down to the mat with a body slam as Doozer climbs the top turnbuckle and delivers THE PESKY POLL to the fallen Apocalypse. Then, CH then slaps on his finishing maneuver, which is a submission hold, named THE CANADIAN PUNISHER and forces Apocalypse to tap out.)
Announcer: Apocalypse has now been eliminated and will be escorted backstage by Mike Extreme.
(Mike Extreme then drags the fallen Apocalypse backstage as Doozer decides to sit down in the corner while CH and Jack Harding duke it out.)
Johnny D: This has been one hell of a match. So many people have been eliminated in just a short period of time.
Pat Riot: The match started off slow, but now everybody is just falling like ducks.
(The ref goes to the outside of the ring and examines the still knocked out Katy and tells the announcer something.)
Announcer: Due to knock-out, Katy has been eliminated from the match. And she will be escorted backstage by EMTs.
(EMTs make their way down to the fallen Katy with a stretcher. They then carry her off backstage while inside the ring, CH and Jack Harding are still fighting. Jack then knocks CH to the mat with a clothesline. Doozer then gets up from his sitting position and decides to help out Canada’s Hero. Doozer charges at Jack Harding, but he misses and accidentally spears CH. Doozer turns around looking furious with himself and gets a dropkick from Jack. Jack then pins CH while Doozer is down…)
Ref: 1… 2… 3!!!
Announcer: Canada’s Hero has now been eliminated from the match and will be escorted backstage from Mike Extreme.
(Extreme then drags CH to the backstage area while Jack goes for the pin while Doozer is still down.)
Ref: 1… 2… (Reversal by Doozer)
Ref: 1… 2… 3!!!
Announcer: The winners of this 3 Way Elimination Stables Championship Match are the CANADIAN CLAN!!!
(The Canadian Clan gets the Stables Belts and race up the ramp, as the scene switches back to Johnny D and Pat Riot)
Johnny D: What an amazing ending to an amazing night!
Pat Riot: Until next time, keep DWFing!
(Scene fades as the warzone is scene and the Bashed in the USA symbol appears)
WINNERS: CANADIAN CLAN!