Quotes

Grissom(To Greg): Are we paying you by the word?

Warrick: Hey, mouth boy, she's not going to kiss you. She just wants your DNA, okay?

Warrick: Where you been?
Grissom: I can't be everywhere, Warrick and they banned human cloning.

NICK: I predict I'll still be standing here one minute from now.
Warrick: Where are we going with this?
Grissom: Paige was in her dorm room and then ended up in the dumpster. Somewhere between her dorm room and the dumpster is our answer. That's where we're going. Coming, Nick?
(Nick moves to go)
Warrick: Nice try, Nostradamus.

Grissom: They have this system in place when you went to school here?
Warrick: With all the stuff me and my boys got away with, it's probably why they have them now.

Caged
Grissom: "Aaron Pratt is a high-functioning autistic man with superior right brain abilities."
Nick: "Kind of sounds like you."

Nick: "I always thought you kept your porn in there."
Greg: (pause) "I move it around."

Greg (to Nick): "Can I help it if I'm hip?"

Slaves of Las Vegas
Warrick: "He's either stupid or suicidal."
Vega: "We can't arrest people for that, unfortunately.

Nick: "You know what I just realized? None of this weirds me out anymore."
Catherine: "People are just as twisted in their own living rooms. The props are different here though.

Bully for you
Warrick: "You were the girl I ran away from."
Catherine: "Yeah, until you caught me."

Warrick: "Kind of weird being in a high school, huh."
Grissom: "They do have a timeless quality."
Warrick: "What were you? A jock or a brain?"
Grissom: "I was a ghost."

Nick: "Treating another human being like garbage is not a job. It's a choice

Catherine: Oh, Nick ... what were you in high school?
Nick: Me? I was, uh ... I was "dependable".
Catherine: Dependable.
Nick: Mm-Hmm ..
Catherine: Dependable jock, Dependable stoner?
Nick: No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess.
Warrick: What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular.

Catherine: So that leaves you, Warrick. What were you?
Warrick: Oh, I was short, I had big feet, thick glasses.
Catherine: You?
Warrick: Yeah. I got pushed around by all the guys and never got any play from the girls ...
Catherine: The girls didn't even notice your eyes?
Warrick: No, they used to tease me about my eyes. Called me names.
Catherine: Aww ... Well, what do they know? They're your best feature.

Scuba Doobie-Doo

Catherine: "And I suppose you believe in Santa?"
Nick: "After today….? Oh yeah."

Nick: "We always get better service when you're there." (To Grissom, regarding breakfast)

And then there were none
Grissom:Dangerous, yes. Ladies, no

Sarah:Do you have a mirror?
Catherine:Since when do you care about your appearance?I mean, at a crime scene

Ellie
Warrick: Acting supervisor? What about Nick? He's got seniority. Or Sara? She'd jump at the chance
Grissom:If it was about seniority, I'd ask Nick. If I wanted someone to stay up for three straight days, I'd ask Sara. Instead, I want you

Sara:Who died and made you boss?
Warrick:He's not exactly dead
Sara:Grissom gave you shift tonight?
Warrick(to Nick):Anything you want to say?
Nick:Yeah. Good luck

Ellie(to Warrick):You know, you have this whole Lenny Kravitz thing going on. I'm not one for brothers, but damn

Nick(to Warrick):You know how Grissom is. You ask him for the keys to the car, he's going to ask if you've done your homework...it's like a multiple-choice question, you know? Go with your first choice

Warrick:Well, I'm not Grissom

Sara(to Warrick):Oh! Look! Shift's over; guess you're one of us again

grissom:I love mankind; it's people I can't stand
Warrick:Einstein?
Grissom:Linus
Warrick:Charlie Brown. Figures. Is that why you put me in charge, you think I like dealing with people?
Grissom:Remember when you asked what I was in high school?
Warrick:Yeah. You said, a ghost
Grissom:When I leave CSI, there won't be any cake in the break room. I'll just be gone. So I wanted to see if you could step in. Tell me -- all of it, from the top.
Warrick:I don't know where to start
Grissom:It can't be that bad

Primum Non Nocere
Warrick:"Why don't you just let me handle my business?"
Nick: "Then handle it

Warrick:"What're you doing here?"
Nick: "I'm playing cards. With my friend."

Chasing the bus
Warrick:You got that 'Sara' look

Warrick: Someone upstairs was looking out, big-time

Gil: So I ask again -- why'd he hit the brakes?
Nicky: Man, there could be a million reasons.
Gil: Fortunately, we're just looking for one

Warrick(to Grissom): Checkmate

Cats in the cradle
Sara:Did you know there's a dozen moving parts inside a ticking clock
Nick:I do now

Nick(to Sara):Just when I thought you knew everything

Nick:What'd I win?

Grissom:Mark Twain once said that the only difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat has nine lives

Stalker
Catherine(to Nick):You would have gotten it eventually...crime-stopper

Sara(to Nick):'And in his off-time, he enjoys creating and inventing toys.' That's fascinating...what kind of toys do you invent

Nick:, "I don't want to disappoint you, Nigel. But this isn't the first time I've had a gun in my face.How do you want this to end, Nigel?
Nigel:How do I want this to end? I want you to be able to remember my name

Anatomy of a lye

Nick: Ah. Property of Mr. Muscles

Grissom: Well, maybe it was a very cold night. Mucho frio.
Nick: Muchas gracias

The Hunger Artist

Warrick(to Nick): What? You don't like cupcakes and candy bars?

Nick: Well, it looks like lover boy isn't home.

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