Quotes

Crate and Burial

"One thing I can't stand is a punk coward." Warrick to Catherine

Here, kitty, kitty." Nick to suspect

Pledging Mr Johnson
Nick: "I can't believe I used to live in a place like this."
Sara: "And here I had all this respect for you." About frat house they're in

Friends and lovers
Grissom: "You want to know what killed this kid? Benihana the maggots."
Warrick: "What the maggots?"

Nick: "You heard Grissom. The more the why, the less the how. The less the how, the more the why."
Catherine: "Hey, Nick. Grissom's not always right. Do yourself a favor, think for yourself. I mean that as a friend, okay?"

"Don't take it personally, miss. He's kind of married to his job." Warrick to rave girl who was clinging to Grissom

"Blood's like my grandfather. Never lies." Nick to Julia

Who are you?
Warrick (to Brass): We work; we get paid. You don't owe me anything.

Nick: Mrs. Hendler, I'm a good listener.You gotta give me the gun.

Warrick: She's trying to tell you that Eddie likes it rough

Blood Drops
Sara: You're kidding me, right? I'm a taxi service on the biggest case of the year?

Annoymous(7)
"Hey, you guys want an assignment slip or a pink slip?" Grissom to Nick and Warrick

"I don't get out of bed for less than a bill." Warrick to Nick, over bet

Unfriendly Skies

Grissom (to Nick and Warrick): "Max and Marlene, 2E and F. You two are married. Who wants to wear the pants?"
Nick: "CSI 3 seniority, sweetie."
Warrick: "Yeah, whatever, You're henpecked anyway

Yeah, go ahead, honey. Save my life." Warrick, to Nick, in plane

"Excuse me, buttercup." Nick to Warrick, as he gets out of plane seat

Sara: "That's when you got up and grabbed the broken wine neck."
Warrick: "And saved Nick's butt as usual."

Sex, Lies, And Larvae
Lady detective:We had dinner last week. I thought it went great. You never called
Nick:That doesn't mean I wasn't going to

Nick:Are you putting one of Linsay's drawings into Evidence?

Nick:So, I hear your Missing Person was a painting.
Warrick: At least we solved our case
Nick:Oooo hooo
Catherine:Keep walking

Warrick: Oh, I told them, as far as mothers are concerned, you're the bomb.
Catherine:Really?
Warrick: Yeah, I also told them your ex is a prety messed-up guy. No worries

Episode 1-15 Murders
"I see the whole puzzle, Sara. You're only seeing one piece." Grissom to Sara about Warrick

Warrick: "You just don't let up, do you?"
Sara: "It's a flaw."

Sara: "Not bad, I'm impressed."
Warrick: "Yeah, I passed up a chance to play semi-pro ball. Went to college instead."
Sara: "I meant the Haeckel marks." After Warrick breaks window for science

Fahrenheit 932
Sara: "How did he find you? 1-800-Grissom?"

Nick: "Hmm, organization. Minus one." Comment to Grissom on state of desk

Inmate at Prison: "Yo man, next time I'll go bare foot!"
Grissom: "Even better. Footprints."

Grissom(to Warrick and Sara): "You're like Dodger fans. The ball game's only in the seventh inning and you're already out of your seats."

Warrick: "What's going on?"
Sara: "Danger Will Robinson

Boom
Grissom: "What were you thinking, Nicky?"
Nick: "I wasn't."

Jack: "So wake up. This isn't Pretty Woman, she's not Julia Roberts, and you're not Richard Gere."
Nick: "Yeah, yeah. I guess you're right. Because there's no happy ending for you. Twenty-five to life."

Grissom: "I can't tell whether he's brilliant … or nuts."
Brass: "Sound familiar?"

Nick: Doc, I'm giving this girl a proper burial. I don't much care about my career right now. If someone wants to throw me in jail for that, so be it

To halve and to hold

Luke: "We just were hoping we could get married, put it all behind us."
Warrick: "Laws don't end when you come to Vegas

Catherine: "Are the bones whispering to you?" To Grissom

Sara:Do you think we're dressed for a wedding? Warrick: Not my wedding

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