Johnny C. ( A.K.A. NNY ):    The Homicidal Maniac and main character himself. Nicknamed Nny, his hobby seems to be torture and mass murder. Likes: the emotionless functions of insects, Cherry FizWiz and Brain Freezies. Pop Rocks. Dislikes: humanity, sleep, people who've "Gotta have a smoke!!", Getting shot in the head.
	Squee ( A.K.A. Todd ):    The little boy who lives next door to Nny. Squee's parents are highly neglective of him, so Johnny has pretty much decided to be his mentor. Squee is terrified of Johnny, his mental stability has been falling apart since they first met. Likes: Shmee, his bear; When daddy's not yelling and when mommy remembers his name. Dislikes: When Shmee tells him to burn down the house, the scary sounds from next door, kids at school, and the insane neighbor's bedtime stories
	Happy Noodle Boy:    HNB is little more then a stick figure. Johnny draws HNB in a little comic he does for the homeless insane. He often gets shot and says grotestque things. Likes: Going to the park to stand on his soap box yelling at everyone. Dislikes: Being shot in the head by dumb rednecks.
	Devi (AKA: The one that got away. ):    Dear Devi, the one responsible for NNY's accidental suicide. She has incredibly bad luck with dates. Likes: films by Terry Gilliam, and Mike Leigh, stars, ghost stories, painting, driving with the stereo on loud, reading, meeting guys who aren't criminally insane. Dislikes: people writing like Lovecraft who aren't Lovecraft, not liking girls enough to give up on guys, shitty dates (literally), people who think they know anything about religion, being attacked with really sharp things.
	Mr. Fuck (a.k.a: Mr Eff) Behold, one of the psychotic creations of our beloved NNY's mind. Mr. Eff is actually a styrophom little.. uh. I don't know what the hell he originally was, but now he has a kick ass paint job and is the host to one of NNY's voices. He enjoys NNY's growing insanity and wants to exist on his own. Likes: Absolute and total insane violence (don't we all?), the sound of hearts beating, the paint job NNY did on him. Dislikes: Psychodoughboy, depression, dugat, and when the popcorn burns.
	Psychodoughboy (a.k.a: D-Boy) D-Boy is the voice of rabid despair and doom (which might be why I like him better then Mr. Eff.) His goal is to push NNY to do away with himself altogether. He's not interested in Mr. Eff's desire to be real, he just wants to cease to exist. Likes: Knowing that everything eventually ends. When little kids drop their ice cream and jump from the tops of buildings in a fit of despair. Dislikes: Mr. Eff. Waisting pain on others, Showtunes, When NNY looks hopefull.
	Nailbunny Johnny bought him at a pet store, brought him home, fed him once and slammed a nail through his guts. Now Nailbunny is the single voice of reason in NNY's head. Likes: Floating around when NNY wasn't a gibbering lunatic. Dislikes: Being the lone voice of reason in NNY's head, the Doughboys, hammers, when bugs nest inside of him.
What?! No picture?!	Tess (A.K.A: Tess) Poor Tess made the mistake of dating a guy who was stupid enough to disturb NNY while he was trying to watch his favorite movie. Life's a bitch. Likes: Steven Soderbergh movies, live music, watching boyfriends get ripped apart and becoming ex-boyfriends, how she looks in glasses, lizards. Dislikes: having the universe disappear around you, the thought of TRYING to fit in, frequent moments of weakness, poor judge of character, knowing all of the previous dislikes firsthand
What?! No picture?!	Anne Gwish (A.K.A: Bitch) Bow to her Gothic-y angst-ness. Her life is just soooo incredibly terrible, she suffers ubearably. Likes: talking shit about other people, hanging out in clubs only to ignore everyone, dancing the same dances everyone else does, you, if you're in a band, social smoking, being herself so long as it looks good and people are watching. Dislikes: people talking shit about her, when people don't acknowledge her in clubs, people who just don't know how to do their makeup, when ugly guys ask her out.