Chapter 4: Eviller Than We Thought or The Lowest Common Denominator

The three appeared in a flat plain, where many green trees grew.

"Damn!" DragonGirl swore, "Why does this always happen at the least opportune times?"

"I was just about to score!" SilverWolf vented. SilverWolf looked around, noticing something strange.

"Hey, you’ve gotten shorter!" she remarked, puzzled.

"Hey, yeah!" Nikkia cried, "We’re all kids!" SilverWolf looked confused, but then she got it. Realizing where they were, she dropped to the ground and beat it with her fist.

"What?" DragonGirl asked. SilverWolf looked up sadly, anime tears streaming down her face. Nikkia thought for a moment, then she got it.

"Oh my gosh! No, for the love of GOD, no!!" She shrieked, mimicking SilverWolf.

"What, what is it?" DragonGirl screeched. They both looked up at her, anime tears streaming down both their cheeks.

"WE’RE IN DIGIMON!!!!!!" they shrieked in unison. DragonGirl looked appalled.

"I didn’t pick that!" SilverWolf and Nikkia got up.

"Me neither." Nikkia said. They both turned around to glare at SilverWolf.

"What!?" she screamed, "You both know I hate this show! I didn’t send us here!" They all looked up at the sky, screaming,

"No, it’s taking over our lives!!!!!!!!" DragonGirl looked chagrined.

"See, look at us now. Five consecutive hours of DIGIMON, and it takes over your whole subconscious." Nikkia looked down.

"It was the only thing on T.V!" DragonGirl shook her head.

"No excuse. We are stuck here." SilverWolf booted them both, knocking them into Bolivia.

"Looks like we’re blasting off again!!" A slight ping sounded as they disappeared into the sky.

"Oh my gosh!’ a kid’s voice shouted, "People!" Nikkia and DragonGirl landed, stood up and looked confusedly over at the eight children, well, not exactly children, about the same physical age as they now were.

"Who are you guys?" a child with brown hair that stuck every which way said.

"We are, um, cool. I’m DragonGirl, this is Nikkia and that is SilverWolf." DragonGirl said, pointing at each in turn.

"Are you digidestined?" Sora asked. SilverWolf smacked her head with her palm.

"Do you realize how stupid that sounds?" she said. Sora’s eyes went wide and she stepped back.

"Well, then why are you here?" TK said.

"Um, we just are, OK?" Nikkia said uncomfortably. A dinosaur looking thing came up and sniffed the now-child SilverWolf.

"It smells fine." It said.

"Ugh, this bites!" SilverWolf said, sitting down and resting her forehead on her palms, "Let’s just wait it out and leave!" DragonGirl looked over the kids.

"You, what are you doing here?" DragonGirl asked. Joe shrugged.

"We just are." He said.

"Your right, this does bite." DragonGirl said, adopting the same position SilverWolf was in, she looked up, "Hey, where’s Nikkia?" she asked. They looked around, searching for her.

"Hey, Matt’s gone too!" Tai yelled.

"Well, we have to find them!" SilverWolf said.

"Right!" Tai said. A weird clip of a rising line followed, then the dinosaur thing spun around chanting,

"Augumon, digevolve to Greymon!" Their digimon all evolved to their various forms and they went in search of Nikkia and Matt. SilverWolf and DragonGirl were both riding a bird-like digimon, along with Sora.

"What kind of digimon is this again?" SilverWolf asked her.

"I’m birdramon!" it shouted. SilverWolf once again went into fits of anger.

"This is so totally losery!" She shouted. DragonGirl shrugged.

"At least you didn’t get lost with some kid you thought was cute, with you, who knows?" Then a spark of inspiration. They looked at each other at the same time and cried in unison,

"Back to the forest!" When they reached the trees, it wasn’t too hard to find the two lost kids.

"Oh, hi guys!" Nikkia cried, "We were just having a little fun." She stepped back to reveal Matt, chained to a tree.

"Oh my god!" DragonGirl cried, "He’s just a kid!!" SilverWolf was making retching sounds. As soon as they were composed enough to release Matt, they beat Nikkia down. Matt watched with wide eyes for a moment, then yelled,

"Stop!" they stopped, staring, "Actually, It was my idea! There’s no decent hot girls on this show!" Their jaws dropped to the ground, literally, and Nikkia smiled. Sora hit Matt across the side of the head and they returned to the group. As SilverWolf and DragonGirl let Nikkia up, they mumbled apology. Nikkia smiled evilly.

"Dude, you are eviller than we thought!" SilverWolf cried.

"Heh heh heh!" She laughed. DragonGirl sighed and sweatdropped.

"Now let’s go where we all want to go!" Nikkia shouted.

"I know just the place. Something for everyone!" SilverWolf shouted.

TO BE CONTINUED