Chapter 5: Sweets for the sweet, Crazies for the crazy or Nihao My… oh, you probably know the rest..

They appeared on a field of waving grasses. DragonGirl looked around, not recognizing the scenery in 3-D. She finally recognized it.

"You didn’t.." she mumbled happily.

"I did." SilverWolf reassured her. Nikkia still looked confused.

"Oh, I love you!!!" DragonGirl shouted, hugging SilverWolf. SilverWolf tinged an Akio-hair shade of purple and gasped,

"You’re choking me..." DragonGirl danced off, looking for something.

"What’s up with her?" Nikkia asked. SilverWolf grinned.

"You’re not this far yet, are you?" She asked.

"Far?" Nikkia said, confused. Suddenly they heard DragonGirl shriek. They ran over the hilltop she had crested before screaming and looked.

"Oh, my, God!" DragonGirl sighed. At the bottom of the hill were three people, looking ready to fight. One was a tall, blonde guy with strikingly glowing blue eyes and a noticeable giant sword. His handsome eyes flicked to the sound of DragonGirl’s scream and he directed the other two to her. The next guy was tall, dark and cloaked. He had long black hair and a mysterious manner. The third was a burly black man with a prosthesis on his arm, no, wait, a gun?

"Oh, jeez!" Nikkia shouted, glaring at SilverWolf, "This isn’t even an anime!" SilverWolf shrugged, smirking.

"Who said it had to be?" she asked. The blonde guy had reached them, staring worriedly at DragonGirl. She glanced back at Nikkia and SilverWolf, her eyes watering.

"What’s wrong?" The blonde guy asked.

"Oh, my god, I can’t believe it, so hot!" she whispered a little too loudly. The blue-eyed bishonen glanced at her, questioningly.

"What did you say?" he asked.

"I said, you’re Cloud Strife, aren’t you?" his look turned to one of suspicion.

"How did you know that? Are you with the Shinra?" he asked.

"No, no!" DragonGirl reassured, her eyes full of purity and adoration. The other two men crested the hill.

"What’s wrong with this gerl?" The black guy asked. The cloaked man shrugged. Nikkia, not one to turn down an opportunity, walked up to him and grabbed his arm,

"Hello there, I’m Nikkia, why don’t we.. Get to know each other a little better?" He went with her, shrugging. DragonGirl was too busy to notice them, but if she had, she would have assumed that traveling with so many men made him lonely. However, her attentions were focused elsewhere at the moment. Barret shrugged, and walked off alone, looking for someone. SilverWolf looked disgusted at her companions’ sudden detachment, for she herself with the most reason for wishing to come here was in no sighting distance of her two main targets, Rufus Shinra and Sephiroth. She sighed impatiently, blowing her hair up. Suddenly, as if responding to an errant thought, (he is, after all, a Cetra) Sephiroth appeared. SilverWolf gasped. He cocked his head towards her, studying her in more ways than one.

"It is decided. As the new ruler of this world, I will need a concubine. You, seem to fit me quite well. Though you are not Cetra, I find a certain ambience about you. You are mine!" That done, he grabbed her by the waist and flew off with her. She squealed with delight. Being a concubine didn’t bother her at all.

Meanwhile DragonGirl was having considerably less luck with Cloud, though it really didn’t bother her. Just being there was enough. And she was there, after acquainting herself with him, she decided to suffer his life story for a chance to spend the extended time sitting in his lap.

"So then, this girl named Yuffie stole all of our materia, and now we have to look for her." DragonGirl feigned shock.

"No materia, how awful!" She shouted. She sat up and turned to face him, "I have to help you, can’t I join your group?" He looked reluctant.

"I don’t really want to get you involved in this.." He demurred. DragonGirl scoffed.

"You always say that!" she shouted. He looked confused.

"How do you know that?" He asked. DragonGirl was dimly aware of losing the cover for all of them.

"I assumed. Look, I really have to go." Unfortunately, in the time she and Cloud had spent together, they had both disappeared. Dejectedly, she thought about SilverWolf and Nikki-chan. They could only leave together. Suddenly a shape flew in. It was Sephiroth, carrying SilverWolf. DragonGirl was astonished. Sephiroth landed. As insane as he was, he seemed to have taken a shine to SilverWolf.

"Now, companion of my esteemed mistress, I shall retrieve your other." DragonGirl gave SilverWolf a disbelieving look.

"Mistress?" she asked. SilverWolf shrugged.

"Any reason to-" DragonGirl halted her with a palm.

"We know." She said. Just then, Sephiroth flew by, being mercilessly chased by Vincent Valentine, the dark man Nikkia had taken up with. He kissed her tenderly on the hand, then resumed shooting at Sephiroth. Despite his warrish tendencies, Nikkia had evidently charmed him. She ran to the group, giggling like the teen she was. DragonGirl walked over to say her goodbyes to Cloud. He was momentarily distracted by Sephiroth, but relented to say goodbye to her.

"Oh, and by the way, that Yuffie bitch is in Wutai. If you get stuck, ring the gong." He looked confusedly at her with his lovely Mako eyes, but she dismissed his confusion with a kiss, "I will see you again." She mumbled. Nikkia rolled her eyes at DragonGirl.

"That’s just sick." She said disapprovingly.

"What?" DragonGirl asked.

"It’s almost like dating yourself." DragonGirl rolled her eyes back, then remembered something.

"Mistress?" she asked of SilverWolf, "Did you…?" SilverWolf smiled secretively.

"I won’t tell, maybe." Nikkia scoffed.

"You two are so perfect for each other." She remarked. DragonGirl nodded.

"Both nuts." DragonGirl and Nikkia looked at each other and simultaneously started singing,

"I am a little acorn brown, lying on the cold, cold ground. Somebody came and stepped on me, and that is why I’m cracked you see! I’m a nut (click, click) I’m a nut (click, click) I’m a nut, I’m a nut, I’m a nut! (click, click)" they laughed hysterically. SilverWolf looked mildly mad, but then she giggled maniacally.

"Yes, I know." She relented, "Where now?" she asked.

"I know where we can go!" DragonGirl shouted, "Though I doubt it will be very interesting……for most of us." She glanced sidelong at SilverWolf, who looked confused.

TO BE CONTINUED