Chapter 9: Mai Neko or 20/20: Sailor Moon

The Akio-car pulled up to a school, at about 3:00. The bells rang and many random people ran out of the building. A group of girls walked out of the building. SilverWolf vaulted out of the car, running after the group. DragonGirl looked at Nikkia,

"Should we go and get her?" She asked.

"Nah, let her have her fun." Nikkia said. DragonGirl revved the Akio-car, zooming away from there as fast as she could.

"Why did you do that?" Nikkia asked, "Weren’t we just going to meet the sailor scouts?" DragonGirl gave her a look.

"I am sick of just hanging around the main characters and hitting on them, Let’s see what goes on in the seemy underbelly of this little girl’s anime." Nikkia gave her back her look.

"In other words, there’s no hot main characters." DragonGirl gave her an evil look, putting the pedal to the floor. (for the Akio car is carpeted, and would be offended if there were an insinuation that its floor is bare metal) They drove themselves into an alley, and DragonGirl parked the car. She got out, produced a random video camcorder from her all purpose, often disappearing randomly random backpack, produced a random microphone from the same place (her all purpose, often disappearing randomly random backpack, you know the one from which countless random mallets, fukus, feather boas, and other randomly appearing items appear) She also pulled a random leather jacket from that secretive randomly random, often disappearing, yet ultimately usefully random, random backpack. She quickly donned the random leather jacket, and passed the random camcorder to Nikkia, who turned it to face her. DragonGirl smiled a professional smile and spoke,

"This is DragonGirl, reporting on the state of affairs in Sailor Moon. We have been searching for the two feline characters of this anime. Oh, and there they are now!" she shouted. The camera panned out to see a violet cat and a white cat. They walked along a fire escape.

"Let’s get word of their treatment, straight from their own mouths." She climbed the fire escape, taking her mic along. Nikkia swerved the camera up to orient on the cats. Just then, another cat came out of the window the others had left from. It was brown, with a long black tail.

"Hey, look!" Nikkia shouted. DragonGirl looked.

"Mai Neko!" she shouted. The cat looked at her. It cocked its head.

"What?" it said. It jumped down onto DragonGirl’s head, "I’m sorry, I don’t speak japanese." He said.

"Jasper, what are you doing here?" she said, "And why can you talk?" He shrugged, climbing down onto her shoulder.

"Visiting friends. Don’t worry, girly, I can only talk while in animes where the animals talk." DragonGirl shrugged,

"I guess that’s okay." She smiled at him, winningly, "Shall we go?" He nodded, and she descended the stairs. They got down, and she put the equipment (sans really cool leather jacket) into her all purpose, often disappearing, randomly useful, deceptively small, randomly random backpack. She stopped in front of the car, setting Jasper in, who only acquiesced after it purred invitingly. She gestured to Nikkia, who had been filming the entire time, and asked,

"Do you want to drive?" Nikkia smiled,

"Do I ever!" she said loudly. DragonGirl gave her a strange look, remembering a certain conversation they had while on the road. Nikkia got in, and soon they were back by the school.

"Where is she?" DragonGirl asked. Nikkia shook her head.

"If I had something that smelled like her…" Jasper said. DragonGirl dug in her randomly random, deceptively small, all purpose, feather boa including, awesomely powerful, and yes, randomly random again, backpack, for anything SilverWolf had worn. She came up with a wrinkled fuku. Jasper smelled it.

"She’s that way!" he said, looking in the direction of another alley, not too far from the school. Nikkia drove into the alley, finally spotting SilverWolf at the end of it, conversing with two of the girls. Or rather, sailor scouts.

"So. Do you guys ever have all-night orgies, you know?" she asked them. One opened her mouth to answer, but was interrupted as a short girl with pixie cut blonde hair walked in.

"Excuse me?" the girl said, "Was that a question or an invitation?" SilverWolf blanched.

"Winter?" she said. The blonde nodded. Nikkia and DragonGirl nodded. SilverWolf turned, her face red. As she turned to face the Akio-car, she noticed the cat. She pointed,

"Hey, DragonGirl, isn’t that your cat?" she said. DragonGirl nodded.

"Hey, SilverWolf, isn’t that your girlfriend?" She asked evilly. SilverWolf gave her an evil look.

"Everyone, this is Winter, AKA Lixue." She said, gaining her composure.

"Licks who?" Nikkia said, though she knew what SilverWolf had said. SilverWolf’s eyes went damn near Saionji.

"Let’s go." She said through her teeth, "you coming Winter?" she asked. Winter nodded.

"Someone has to keep you in line." She said, smiling. SilverWolf and Winter piled in.

"Let’s go." Nikkia said, gunning the Akio-car’s engine.

"Yes, lets." DragonGirl said, smiling. SilverWolf gave her an evil look again. "Just like I said," DragonGirl said grinning, "only with short hair."