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Ahh the the Budoukai, the battle field known as the World Tournament. In this section I will give you all the low down, on the Budoukais of Dragon Ball. This basically means summaries. They are also rather humorous, so enjoy.

21st Budoukai

During the finals, there are numerous matches. The starting one is Krillin vs. Bacterian. Bacterian has never bathed, so you can imagine what stench he must have. This battle is a twist of pure nasty-ness. Bacterian gets Krillin on the ground many times using his crotch smell, and bad breath. Krillin is basically being beaten alive, until encouragement from Goku kicks in. Krillin kicks Bacterian right in the face, to knock him out. Krillin, who is angered, jumps on to the big smelly guy's chest, and farts in his face. That was a hell of a lot smellier then Bacterian.
Now we come to Yamcha vs. Jackie Chun. This is an intense battle, however needless to say there isn't much to it. Yamcha can't even get a blow of Jackie Chun. Jackie Chun uses a simple wind gust, and knocks Yamcha out of the ring. What an effort Jackie Chun had to put in.
We are now at the simple battle between Namu and Lanfan. It starts out with a few hits from both parties. It ends up with Lanfan stripping down to her panties. Lanfan is such a seductive woman, but namu is strong. The man closes his eyes, and karate chops Lanfan in the neck, knocking her out cold. Jackie Chun sneaks a peek down her panties while she is out cold. So typical of Master Roshi, isn't it?
This is a rather funny fight. Giran comes in strong, beating poor little Goku left and right. Giran eventually traps Goku in his Guruguru gum. This almost paralyzes Goku. However, when Giran looks down, after being cocky towards the crowd, he finds Goku hanging on his arm by his tail. Goku, with great strength, breaks out of this gum. Giran stunned, and amazed holds up a little white flag. Giving the match to Goku. What a coward he is.
Now it is Jackie Chun and Krillin. Krillin starts by kicking at Jackie Chun, who easily dodges, until he is caught off guard and has to block. This continues, and it is actually a close fight. Krillin then reaches into his Gi and pulls out a pair of panties. Which he tosses at Jackie Chun. Since Roshi or Jackie is a big pervert he leaps for the panties. Only to be kicked right in the head by Krillin. This sends Chun flying into the heavens above. He returns, which is a surprise to Krillin, and dodges all of Krillin's attacks. Jackie Chun then, using great speed, appears behind Krillin. He uses a quick and hard karate chop to Krillin's neck area, and KO's Krillin.
Now we are at Namu vs. Goku. This is a fast paced match. Both parties are doing real well, but Namu soon has the upper hand. Sending Goku to the ground, and then performing a Diving X. Before Namu can do this, Goku leaps to one side, and kicks Namu out of the ring. Poor Namu, and his dehydrated village.
This match is really good but a rip off. It is Goku vs. Jackie Chun. This match is all equal,b oth parties giving hard and equal blows. This happens until Goku becomes an Oozaru. Having no other option, Jackie Chun uses his Chou Kamehameha to blast Goku. Everyone is stunned and thinks Goku has been vapaorized. However, the valant kid stands up from a pile of rubble. He is completely nude, which makes the women giggle, and makes the men, including myself turn away. Anywho Goku gets a Gi from Krillin, and the match begins again. Goku, ofcourse is hungry, and this causes him to be off guard. Jackie attempts to fire a Kamehameha right at Goku, but this fails, because Jackie has run out of Ki. Goku unleashes a Kamehameha of his own, and causes Jackie to jump real high into the air. Now both parties are completely drained of their energy. They now charge at each other and exchange kicks in mid air which causes both parties to fly back at the opposite end of the arena. Now it is decided that whoever stands up, and says, "I guess I win" is the winner. Goku trys, but falls down after getting half way through the phrase. Now Jackie Chun stands up, and says the magical phrase. He is victorious, and can only smile. He offers to buy dinner for everyone, and Goku eats enough food for fifty people. Now you know where most of Roshi's money went to.

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