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~The Office Haikus~


Rick ain't Japanese
But she'll still get on her knees,
And won't that be nice.

Eat marijuana
It is full of vitamins.
Tastes Great! Less Filling.

Kat's ass swings just right
We all sit and watch it go
Swing it baby, swing.

Late night smoke session
Under florescent night sky
Three of us fucked up.

I don't give a shit
About anything at all
So fuck it, dickhead.

Jess is pissed at you.
You weren't there for the picture,
Where were you, dumbass?

Welcome home, Rick Payne.
How was your fucking voyage?
I bet it was cool.

I can't believe you.
This is intolerable.
How could you do it?

Languidly she walks.
Smile, for your lover comes,
melting into you.

Ill begotten love
will flower in the moonlight
and whither come day.